It’s a real blast!
Those ensigns are so wet behind the ears. So far as far as I know, there are two actors on Star Trek that are named William. One is Wil Wheaton who played a wet behind the ears ensign on Star Trek: The Next Generation, and the other is William Shatner who’s been there and done that and seen it all.
K.B. (“KaBoom”) Morrison, munitions worker, as played by Don Knotts, taught Kenny everything he knows.
He’s getting a bang out of his job…
There goes another spleen.
Why is Ensign Kenny 10 years old in some strips and 20 years old in others?
In space, nobody can hear your screams.
It’s one job where, “Business is NOT booming.” is a very good thing.
He could be an EMT and business would be picking up, or undertaker and you know the rest.
Wow you’re da bomb kenny
In space, no one can here you KABOOM!
Dr Mel Will need more Ensign Kenny Clones. KABOOM!!
He’s very literal. When he owned the kangaroo plantation, he said the whole place is hopping.
“I am a nuclear bomb technician. If you see me running, try to catch up.”
I don’t know, Kenny. Going from first contact with angry alien monsters to defusing bombs might be a step up.
…And, he’s colorblind…
I read about a bomb defusing tech. He said “Either I’m correct, or it isn’t my problem anymore” when it comes to disabling a bomb.
“Business is booming when I fail.”
Well, anything that keeps the spleen manufacturing industry going.
ba dum bum TSCCHH
Given Ensign Kenny’s past record of screwing things up, you have to question the RU Sirius HR Department’s assignment process.
So, Ensign Kenny was the one I saw running in the park last week wearing the shirt with:
“Bomb Disposal Technician. If you see me RUNNING, try to keep up.” written on the back.