Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 03, 2022

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    Ratkin  4 months ago

    And he only spent $400 in lottery tickets in order to win.

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    jasonsnakelover  4 months ago

    One time I won $10 which I’m sure is true considering how many times I’ve bought scratch offs.

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member 4 months ago

    Cliff is not exactly Scrooge McDuck.

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    therese_callahan2002  4 months ago

    The biggest amount I ever won on a scratch ticket was $64.

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    Doug K  4 months ago

    Instead of spreading his winnings on the floor and rolling in it, he rolls down on the floor and then throws the winnings up into the air.

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    kantuck-nadie  4 months ago

    I went to a casino a few years ago with friends. Watched one lady at a 1-armed bandit acting like a robot. Put in a quarter, pull the handle, a few coins came out, repeat. She showed no emotions at all, and acted just like a robot.

    Me? At the end, I put in a $1 for one, won $5 and got a coffee at a Starbucks. (down payment – giggles)

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    Totalloser Premium Member 4 months ago

    When I win $2 I start whooping it up at the stationery store

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    ChessPirate  4 months ago

    I had a friend who won $10,000. He was married… Want to take a guess on how much of it he actually got to use? ☺

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    ChessPirate  4 months ago

    True Story: Many years ago, I decided to buy a Lottery Ticket. Went up to the Grocery Store Manager’s Counter to get one (That’s where we had to get them at that place back then); Was told they were out of them. Never tried again… ☺

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    Csaw Backnforth  4 months ago

    Part of me would like to win big on a lottery cause I would like to see how many “long lost” friends or relatives come out of hiding.

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    Vet Premium Member 4 months ago

    Seen one guy spend a 100 bucks and won 10. He cheered about it as being a winner. I congratulated him informing him he was still 90 dollars behind. He didn’t even blink.

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    blakerl  4 months ago

    I’m depressed. Cliff won more than me. I only won $5. this week.

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    The Orange Mailman  4 months ago

    But that’s not all, you also win a year‘s supply of Rice-A-Roni the San Francisco treat.

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    snowedin, now known as Missy's mom Premium Member 4 months ago

    We live near the Res. People flock to their casino, saying that they won $200, $300, or whatever. They don’t mention how much they had to spend to win the money.

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    mistercatworks  4 months ago

    Whenever I feel like gambling, I take $5 and give it to the next “street person” I meet. Who knows? He could be Elon Musk in disguise and waiting to split his fortune with a generous person. What? You think that sounds sillier than any other form of gambling?

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    Bryan Smith Premium Member 4 months ago

    Looks like $9.25. See the quarter above his knee

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    schaefer jim  4 months ago

    Makes me think about when I won 8 bucks in a lottery.

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    CMDR Zen Baltar  4 months ago

    I won the lottery once. So, I spoke with my financial advisor.He recommended that I take all my winnings and buy 3 more tickets.

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    Stephen Gilberg  4 months ago

    Note the difference between winning in the lottery and winning the lottery.

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    Ermine Notyours  4 months ago

    Low-rent Uncle Scrooge.

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    gopher gofer  4 months ago

    i’ll have to email cliff and offer my services as a financial advisor…

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