Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 26, 2023

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    FreihEitner Premium Member 8 months ago

    It’s all a matter of perspective. Cliff isn’t wrong.

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    Ratkin  8 months ago

    He will eat both halves, of course.

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    pnemonic  8 months ago

    legal technicality. should’ve said “cut my calories by half”

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    Doug K  8 months ago

    He should “cut his calories” in half himself (for the extra exercise).

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    The Reader Premium Member 8 months ago

    Guilt-free calories!

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    Chithing Premium Member 8 months ago

    As I understand it, some of the calories actually do fall out of the cut ends. ;-)

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    The Orange Mailman  8 months ago

    R U Sirius?

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    preacherman  8 months ago

    That might work, Cliff, if you’d eat half at lunch and half at dinner. But, I know that’s not what you’re thinking.

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    old_geek  8 months ago

    “Sir, would you like your pizza cut in six or eight pieces?”

    “Better make it six, I don’t think I could eat eight.”

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    geese28  8 months ago

    I decided to cut carbs as well….so I use a pizza slicer on the pie

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    blakerl  8 months ago

    It’s the non-diet diet. Now cliff will need to cut himself in half.

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    gantech  8 months ago

    Comedienne Rita Rudner once said that she dieted by only eating half of the desert. Of course, if she really liked it, she’d order two.

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    freewaydog  8 months ago

    & then he will eat both halves…hey, he said he would cut it in half, he didn’t say he would eat ONLY half! ;D

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    mistercatworks  8 months ago

    This is actually a good dieting strategy, provided you immediately wrap up the other half and refrigerate it.

    I grew up in a relatively poor household and it is really, really hard to break that “clean your plate” habit. It is one of the reasons I rarely eat at restaurants. Often the serving-size is set for the “biggest” complainer.

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  8 months ago

    It might work if the server also chewed and swallowed half for him.

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    cuzinron47  8 months ago

    It sounds better than it does.

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    Another Take  8 months ago

    I first saw this joke made by Little Lulu in a Richie Rich comic book 60 years ago. I thought it was so hilarious I shared it with Mom.

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    bakana  8 months ago

    I used to do the same thing with my Foot Long sandwiches.

    It makes them much easier to handle.

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