Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for April 25, 2024

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    The Reader Premium Member 3 months ago

    I’ll comment on this later.

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    Bilan  3 months ago

    The mission statement is the easy part. Setting the deadline is the tricky part.

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    Jeff0811  3 months ago

    Let’s put a pin in it and circle back to it in our next meeting.

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    Imagine  3 months ago

    As the fellow from The Daily Dose of Internet videos always says: “Later”.

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    Alabama Al  3 months ago

    We’ve all been irritated at one time or another by people who are habitually late. But the habitually early can be every bit as irritating. Make a dinner date with them for 6:00, arrive about 5:55 and you’ll find them already seated, finishing the appetizer and drinks they ordered 30 minutes earlier.

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    Sanspareil  3 months ago

    They really should adjourn the meeting to some nebulous future date!

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    phritzg Premium Member 3 months ago

    He doesn’t want them to vote on delaying their mission statement, because he’s afraid there might not be enough “Eyes” to pass the motion.

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    LawrenceS  3 months ago

    “We’re going to unionize! And until management meets our demands we won’t do any…”

    “Oh, wait… We aren’t doing any work now.”

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    Kroykali  3 months ago

    I’m a pro at crastinating.

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    Kidon Ha-Shomer  3 months ago

    Of course, the meeting, scheduled for 1900, began right on time at 2030.

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    Slowly, he turned...  3 months ago

    Since it is later than it has been, we will adjourn to our next meeting.

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    Ol' me  3 months ago

    “Wait Watchers” – I love it!

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    freewaydog  3 months ago

    Still thinking of that sign in “Kim Possible” that said something like “Procrastinators club—canceled til further notice”

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    Steverino Premium Member 3 months ago

    I can’t believe anyone showed up at that meeting. They kept putting it off.

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    DaBump Premium Member 3 months ago

    Procrastinators learn to make do with what’s on hand.

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    ChessPirate  3 months ago

    “Not now!”

    Also good…”

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    Frer Squirrel  3 months ago

    Proposed mission statement: “Do it right or not at all.”

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    cuzinron47  3 months ago

    That seems appropriate, but it happened too soon. Perhaps they should think about some, don’t want to rush things.

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    mistercatworks  3 months ago

    The thing about procrastinator jokes is that it is possible for readers to realize that the punchline comes much, much later, if at all.

    Procrastinators eventually get around to doing things – usually erasing stuff from their To Do List.

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    JPuzzleWhiz  3 months ago

    An alien Cyclops?

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    David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction  3 months ago

    NAILED IT IN ONE!!

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    FRITH RA  3 months ago

    I’m working on a procrastination joke.

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    tghllama  3 months ago

    Procrastinate Now!

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    geese28  3 months ago

    Actually that IS the mission statement

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