Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for March 09, 2021

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    stillfickled Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I’m claustrophobic.

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    b.m.razzilla  almost 4 years ago

    Wait for a fart in 5…4…3…2…1…

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    pschearer Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    After almost a year in isolation, I would LOVE to be in a crowded elevator.

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    jagedlo  almost 4 years ago

    A day riding the elevator, Broomie?

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    Dani Rice  almost 4 years ago

    Nowadays, you’d be hard pressed to find a crowded elevator. Most of them have signs limiting them to two people at a time. Fortunately, I prefer the stairs – always.

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    e.groves  almost 4 years ago

    I think she’s going to be the only one in there pretty quick.

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    Saddenedby Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    the silence of a crowded elevator is the perfect amphitheater to enhance the symphony of internal gastric compositions – a captive audience, great acoustics, and the appreciation of wide-open spaces that descent on all after the performance

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    Jeffin Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    So quiet, you could hear a pin fart.

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    Banjo Gordy Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Reminds me of the time I worked in Hallmark Contemporary Design Studio back in 60s. One day many writing/illustrating staff got in one of the 3 elevators facing backwards. Way in the back an editor had a laughing doll. He pulled the string just as the doors opened. Canned crazy laughter, & everyone facing the back wall was too much for any prospective passengers.

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    gammaguy  almost 4 years ago

    Broomie has never heard (of) “elevator music”?

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    Jack Bell Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Once, when I was at the back of a crowded elevator, a young man in a business suit was the last person on. After the doors closed and we started to move; he turn facing the rest of us and with a smile on his face said, “So, I guess your wonder why I brought you here today.” Everyone laughed and then started talking.

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    tcayer  almost 4 years ago

    A TOMB!

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    cuzinron47  almost 4 years ago

    Hope you enjoy the muzak.

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    Buckeye67  almost 4 years ago

    Come to think of it, you really don’t hear elevators with music much anymore.

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    Sisyphos  almost 4 years ago

    Crowd or no crowd, most elevators are usually silent except for the creeks, groans, and rumbles of the mechanicals….

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    JesseLouisMartinez  almost 4 years ago

    It won’t be crowded after the people vacate it after you get on

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