Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for July 10, 2024

She’d have to use the fright elevator.

*freight.

Her music is probably better….

But she’d fit easily into the bell of that horn, Makes disposal easier.

Can you do Bridge Over Troubled Water?

She should play “Tubby The Tuba.”

Freelance tuba players. Don’t see a lot of those. Mimes? See more mimes than you can throw a brick at. Although a good brick is reusable and throw it more than once.

He doesn’t want her to toot in the elevator.

I think Broomie would fit right in with “La Brass Banda”, she could join them on stage :-D (Before anyone asks- this is a Bavarian Band and I don’t understand what they are singing ;-) )

Good thing she didn’t get the job, too many ups and downs.

“Popcorn” by Gershon Kingsley is elevator music and sounds lovely when done with the tuba.

The string quartet just wouldn’t fit.

Between a tuba or Dion Warwick, I can’t tell which the worst.

Guess you’ll have toot your own horn somewhere else.

He should let her out in the bass-ment.

The sound of silence, would be the preferred choice!