She never ages a day past 1500.
Never ask a lady or Broomie her age.
You can take a coring of the tree and can see a sample of the rings/layers of the tree without having to cut it down.
Relax Broomie. It’s just an old magician’s trick.
Bada Broomy Bada Bangy
I’ve never seen buzzard’s teeth. Come to think about it, I’ve never seen hen’s teeth, either!
Why do I hear a chain saw in the background?
According to what Broomie has said previously, she’s at least 1500 years old.
Cut it down just to see how old it is? Then it won’t age anymore.
Once you hit a thousand, birthdays become irrelevant
Or drill a hole in it and extract a core, though you aren’t guarenteed reaching the actual center that way in a tree with that shape.
I love this tree – no way I’d ever let anyone cut it down!
snsurone76 10 days ago
She never ages a day past 1500.
sergioandrade Premium Member 10 days ago
Never ask a lady or Broomie her age.
Doug K 10 days ago
You can take a coring of the tree and can see a sample of the rings/layers of the tree without having to cut it down.
My First Premium Member 10 days ago
Relax Broomie. It’s just an old magician’s trick.
Zebrastripes 10 days ago
Bada Broomy Bada Bangy
Angry Indeed Premium Member 10 days ago
I’ve never seen buzzard’s teeth. Come to think about it, I’ve never seen hen’s teeth, either!
Daltongang Premium Member 10 days ago
Why do I hear a chain saw in the background?
ladykat 10 days ago
According to what Broomie has said previously, she’s at least 1500 years old.
cuzinron47 10 days ago
Cut it down just to see how old it is? Then it won’t age anymore.
mckeonfuneralhomebx 10 days ago
Once you hit a thousand, birthdays become irrelevant
Curiosity Premium Member 10 days ago
Or drill a hole in it and extract a core, though you aren’t guarenteed reaching the actual center that way in a tree with that shape.
MarshaOstroff 9 days ago
I love this tree – no way I’d ever let anyone cut it down!