A pint of milk walks solemnly down the sidewalk. It drinks at the bar as clock strikes midnight. It keels over as it's expiration date is December 14th, 2016.
Put a little colloidal silver in it next time. You’ll get an extra week or 2.
“Ask not for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for thee” -John Donne
You can make curd or pancakes with it. At least if it is a real milk, but then, fake doesn’t really expire.
Two words: Cottage Cheese.
Quick survey: How would you live your life if you knew the time and date of your own death?
What a sour faced on the deceased.
I just LOVE this strip!
And he let out a curdling scream.
a clock duh what else a butler
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