It’s not their fault!!
I remember discovering as a kid that, left out in the same room overnight on the same night, a slice of bread became dry and hard, while a cookie lost its crunch and got soft. Fascinating stuff at age 6.
Somehow I never finish eating strawberries I buy, and too many of them grow gray beards.
Oh no! This food hell must be in my kitchen then. I have found all of them wandering around on my kitchen counter at some point or another.
Who doesn’t drink a cold cup of tea?
They are all welcome in the compost pile.
nothing is sadder than a soft, wet chip
The person that leaves the chip on the dip ! You know you broke it off! Get it before we are exposed to the slimy offender
Can we add flat soda in there somewhere?
But what’d THEY do to deserve that?
September 04, 2013
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