Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for January 16, 1986

Good girl, get her daddy to beat up the boys while they’re young.

This comic was written about 24 years ago, I wonder if she likes being spankes yet?? :)

I am sure she gets spanked whether she likes it or not!!!

hey its not calvins fault she was passing notes

transfer schools before your credentials are ruined! move away from the mental hazard. you brave brave girl.

HA HA HA HA, this is so freakin funny, I can’t stand it!

CALVIN YOU ARE IN FOR IT NOW!

Lol, I’d like to see the Dean’s face when he reads that one… ‘What? Spanking in the first grade? Unacceptable! We can’t have your kind here in our college! You holligans!’

Calvin may have ADD, but Suzie seems to have some sort of obsessive concern with her future.

She should finish elementary school before she starts worrying about college! lmao

You won’t get it with that attitude.

She sees a little too far in her future. She should enjoy it now.

Don’t worry, Susie. Colleges don’t look at anything you did before high school.

in panel 2 she looks like a snake thats about to eat a dang egg.

I love calvin’s expression in the fourth panel.

i get spanked to you know and it hurts !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is where i point out THEY’RE IN KINDERGARTEN!

…is she That kid?