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Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for January 28, 1986
Calvin: Dad, your polls took a big dive this week. Your "overall dad performance" rating was especially low. See? Right about yesterday your popularity went down the tubes. Dad: Calvin, you didn't get dessert yesterday because you flooded the house?? Calvin: I'd suggest a new line of work, "Dad"...
catloverofthecentury about 13 years ago
lmao! Really? No dessert because he flooded the house? Man!, Punishments were more severe in my household for smaller things.
ladyphantomny about 13 years ago
i know if i did that i would get the belt maybe this dad dosen’t wear belts
masterturtle about 13 years ago
atleast no one was hurt.. parental priorities are really questionable. someone lock him up for bad parenting>:O go to child services kid your parents are whack.
Praxsis about 13 years ago
Honestly…Who really pays attention to polls generated by 6 yr olds….”Dad” is craked!!!
You are the weakest link……
ricpent about 13 years ago
Hey! I’m just trying to get through the month. Lemme alone!
hobbsfriend almost 13 years ago
CALVIN,YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN SENT TO YOUR ROOM AS SOON AS YOU ATE YOUR GREEN VEGGIE SUPPER! LOL
SighDuck over 12 years ago
lol, i flooded the house twice… not as bad as calvin did it, but my parents were actually pretty understanding bout it…
bmonk over 12 years ago
Dad: “How come when you mess up, it’s all my fault?”
Calvin does not want to accept any consequences for his actions–would that adults could get away with this.
yow4zip Premium Member about 11 years ago
No punishments equals high popularity.
Starfollower777 over 10 years ago
No dessert? They went easy on him.
katzinhatz1 over 9 years ago
damn i’d be happy if my punishment was only that i missed dessert if i did something like this. my a$$ would be out on the street if i pulled something like that
Unicorn55 (Happy New Year 2022!) over 2 years ago
If my child flooded the house then I would probably stick him /her in his /her room until his/her next birthday.
luluthecomicnerd about 2 years ago