Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 01, 1986
January 31, 1986
February 02, 1986
Transcript:
Calvin: Moe, I was wondering something. Are your maladjusted antisorial tendncies the product of your berserk pituitary gland? Moe: What? Calvin: Isn't he great folks? Let's give him a big hand!
Explanation: the pituitary gland produces growth hormone. Calvin is just saying that Moe’s pituitary is overactive. You can’t blame everything on medical conditions though..
Me_Again over 12 years ago
Did anybody else understand what Calvin said other than me?
KimmyCruz over 12 years ago
I think I learned how to be meaner! hahaha
eiramdk about 12 years ago
pituitary gland controls hormones, right? If so, Hahaha! If not… Yeah…. I’m lost
teojoni about 12 years ago
yes.. big word!
shriram2u about 12 years ago
YES…….we all did….and we gave a big hand too..
5150turtle about 12 years ago
You know, for not knowing 5 + 3 and doing horribly in school, this kid sure is smart.
pokeloon15 about 12 years ago
o.k somebody translate please?
masterturtle about 12 years ago
watch out for that fist in the next panel kid.
davdalx almost 12 years ago
How to bully bullies! Nice one, Calvin!!
CalvinAndHobbes777 almost 12 years ago
what on living earth…. what the heck was the point of that
ajr1814 over 11 years ago
I said that once; same reaction. is “big” hand another joke?
malajusted antisocial tendencies is his bullyness bezerk pituitary gland is what makes him big
MelbourneHardstyle over 11 years ago
Clever! ‘How can a kid be so smart and yet so dumb at the same time!’
bmonk over 11 years ago
Well, as long as Moe is thinking, he’s not bullying Calvin. And it looks like Moe can think for a long time trying to get from 1 and 1 to 2.
Moonwalk almost 11 years ago
His train of thought is still boarding at the station.
wehrler almost 11 years ago
@Joshua Kilimnik – Oh snap. Calvin is getting quoted.
saramisu89 over 10 years ago
Explanation: the pituitary gland produces growth hormone. Calvin is just saying that Moe’s pituitary is overactive. You can’t blame everything on medical conditions though..
yow4zip Premium Member about 10 years ago
He already has two big hands.
Starfollower777 over 9 years ago
The best way to get back at him!
tdoug1 almost 7 years ago
Clap,clap,clap!
ClassicArtist over 5 years ago
Uh… what?
donerito over 4 years ago
LOL!!!
a non-E mouse over 3 years ago
Whooooooooohooooooooooooo! Clap, clap clap clap.
Based Commenter Ever over 1 year ago
4th wall broken
Unicorn55 (Happy New Year 2022!) over 1 year ago
…?
Nate Wright (Mischief God) 11 months ago
Bullies usually aren’t very smart.
Odie's best friend 19 days ago
i said this to the bully at my school he was so confused he forgot what he was doing and who he was so he’s not a bully anymore