Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 11, 1986
Dad: Ahh! Another glorious sunrise, and not a soul around! This is the life! A brisk swim at dawn. A morning out in a boat... ...and by 9 A.M. I'm back with freshly caught fish for breakfast! The days hardly begun! What a vacation! Ugh...I've seen cheerier faces at the office! Mom: You eat your dead animals. All I want is some coffee. Calvin: Why isn't there any TV up here? I hate this place.