Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for October 23, 1987
Moe: Look, Calvin's got a teddy bear. That's real sweet, Cal. Calvin: It's a tiger you brainless invertebrate. Moe: Hey, maybe I'd like to play with your teddy. Calvin: Good idea, Moe, Hobbes plays kinda rough, but he's lots of fun. C'mere and take him. Moe: Why? Is the teacher watching? This is a trick, right? I'm not touching your stupid teddy, see? Calvin: C'mon, I dare you! What's the matter? Are you chicken? Ha ha! Boy, you sure scared him off! You were great! Hobbes: Come back and call me a "bear" again! Yeah, you, bub!!