Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 02, 1988
July 01, 1988
July 03, 1988
Calvin: Susie, quick! Get help! Somebody filled the sandbox with quicksand! I'm sinking fast! Ack! Rrggh! Susie: Oh, right. Give me a break. Calvin: Your gender would be a lot more tolerable if it wasn't so darn cynical!
Sorry, Calvin. Our gender stopped being genetically predisposed to believe acts of b.s. ages ago!