Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 18, 1989
May 17, 1989
May 19, 1989
Transcript:
Susie: Hi, Calvin! What are you doing, making paper hats? Can I make one, too? Calvin: Don't be ridiculous. This is the official chapeau of our top-secret club, G.R.O.S.S. - Get Rid Of Slimy girlS! Susie: "Slimy girls"?! Calvin: I know that's redundant, but otherwise it doesn't spell anything. Now go away. Susie: Girls aren't slimy! Calvin: Don't get gunk on me. I took a bath last Saturday and I'm all clean.
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Fies over 12 years ago
Wow… the name didn’t stay secret long.
ilovemypapillon over 12 years ago
I thought Calvin LIKED slimy things.
fishbulb239 over 11 years ago
C’mon, Calvin – GROG would be a great name, too.
yow4zip Premium Member over 9 years ago
The slimy girl vs. the booger brained boy.
bmonk about 9 years ago
See? He should have had a second, secret name, and a public name to tell Susie.
Kathleen Healey Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Boys are the ones made of snakes, and snails, and puppy dog tails. We’re sugar, and soice, and everything nice. (Plus chemical X).
Kathleen Healey Premium Member almost 9 years ago
*spice
dutchguy almost 9 years ago
Aha a powerpuff girls fan
the calvinosaurus that calvin wanted to discover over 8 years ago
this is on thursday
ChrisRJ almost 8 years ago
“last Saturday” – the pot calling the kettle black, much?
jassonlsm76 over 7 years ago
I’m sure his mom wouldn’t notice if he went a few days without taking baths.