Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 16, 1990
Transcript:
Calvin: Well! Peanut butter! Or so it seems. Did you see that? Girl: Hmm? What? Calvin: My sandwich wiggles! There's something alive in it! Girl: Oh, stop it, Calvin. Calvin: I'm not kidding! Mom must be trying to kill me! I bet there's a slug in my peanut butter! Girl: Eww! Calvin: Hmm..I don't feel any slugs in here. What could it be? I'd better smell it. Augh! Augh! It's got my nose!! The peanut butter itself is alive! It's oozing up my face! It's going to suck out my eyeballs! Help! Rrgh! Mmf! Blrghgh! I got it off! Quick! Drown it in chocolate milk! Boy, what a close call that was! Won't mom be disappointed to see her little plot failed! Girl: Look at you! I've never seen anything so revolting! What's wrong with you?! I'm eating somewhere else. Calvin: Girls are so weird.
Xalder about 10 years ago
Oh man, Calvin you’re hilarious.
tdoug1 over 9 years ago
There’s something wrong with that boy!
Marathon Zack about 9 years ago
Susie just doesn’t understand the very serious threat peanut butter can pose.
yow4zip Premium Member about 9 years ago
What a relief that crisis was averted.
bmonk about 9 years ago
Calvin can’t see the obvious between the peanut butter.