Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 03, 1995
Calvin: I hate when a lot of kids are on the slide. You wait forever to get to the top and then the ride is over so fast. And if you sit for a moment to enjoy the height, everybody yells at you to get going. And sometimes the idiot behind you starts down too soon and he smacks into you at the bottom before you can get away. Yep, the playground is a lot more fun after class starts. Person: CALVIN!