Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 10, 1995
Calvin: A big part of life is boring routine. I need more excitement. So today, I'm going to have a new kind of cereal! Hobbes: This cereal doesn't have any chocolate frosting. It has fiber and raisins. Calvin: Of course, a big part of life is horrifying surprise. Routines can be comforting. Hobbes: We tigers prefer to inflict excitement on others.