Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 22, 1995
Calvin: Oh, just so you know... I am the Downill Tumble and Roll champ, King of the Toad Finders, Captain of the High Altitude Tree Branch Vista Club, second place finisher in the 'Round the Backyard Dash, Premier Burper State Division, Sodbuster and Worm Scout First Order, and Generalissimo of the Mud and Mayhem Society! Dad (Calvin's father): Busy day? Calvin: About usual. Want to hear what Hobbes is?