Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for November 10, 1995
Calvin: Aughh! This stupid toaster burned my toast!! Look at this! My toast is charred to a black cinder! I can't eat this! It's ruined! Ruined!! Mom (Calvin's mother): So stick in another piece of bread and watch it this time. Calvin: Are you suggesting that this appliance didn't aggravate me with malice aforethought?!