Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 23, 2012

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    pouncingtiger  over 12 years ago

    Calvin’s ego is bigger than is imagination.

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    Vista Bill Raley and Comet™  over 12 years ago

    Cymbals would be a nice touch…

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    margueritem  over 12 years ago

    How about a trumpet flourish?

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    Gluteus Maximus  over 12 years ago

    Why do I have a feeling he wouldn’t mind that? lol }:~]

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    GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago

    I think a laugh track would work best.

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    DerkinsVanPelt218  over 12 years ago

    How about a gong?

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    SHawk6  over 12 years ago

    Next he’ll have 1 arm sticking in his jacket. Hobbes will be his strategist.

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    SHawk6  over 12 years ago

    If mom has any say in it, it’ll be to his room!

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    bluram  over 12 years ago

    Page forward. “I want to be introduced as Calvin,. . . the AWWWSOME ONE.”

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    jplyler  over 12 years ago

    At least he remembered his pants today. Maybe he is a boy of destiny, after all.:-)

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    finkd  over 12 years ago

    Washington, D.C.

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    JGordonFan24  over 12 years ago

    What about Hobbes. You just know that he’ll want a fancy title, too. How about, “Hobbes, The Tiger of Tomorrow!!”

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    Puddleglum2  over 12 years ago

    “Boy……of Dessstiny!” I think I hear the ‘symbols’ crashing, now!

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    Puddleglum2  over 12 years ago

    “Boy……of Dessstiny!” That’s ‘symbol’ enough, isn’t it, Mom?

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    alan.gurka  over 12 years ago

    Why stop at cymbals? A marching band playing Sousa-type music after Calvin’s introduction would certainly drive home the point.

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    rshive  over 12 years ago

    For the moment, we’ll leave aside what that desstiny is.

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    BenLuke  over 12 years ago

    Calvin’s just zis guy, you know?

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    Whitecamry  over 12 years ago

    And the lower back.

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    hariseldon59  over 12 years ago

    Calvin’s destiny might be to go to bed without any dinner if he’s not careful.

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    rentier  over 12 years ago

    Tam, ta, ta, flourish, tschin, bumumumum!

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    rmacprivate  over 12 years ago

    Jeremy Clarkson one of the presenters on BBC America’s Top Gear show would be the perfect voice for that.

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    knichols1958  over 12 years ago

    His dad was use a penny whistle.

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    pkraft  over 12 years ago

    So That’s where Apple got its idea for the commercial where the boy asks Siri to call him Rock god.

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    Rufus The naked mole rat  over 12 years ago

    ALL: “I’m thinking I’m going to stop introducing you.”

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    Number Three  over 12 years ago


    Calvin’s mother looks at her wits end.


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    smiling4Him  over 12 years ago

    Dream on kid!

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    Dr_Fogg  over 12 years ago

    What’s he want a medal or a chest to pin it on??

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    noni675  over 12 years ago

    Hey ‘Calvin, Boy of Desssstiny’, time to take out the trash.

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    AStarofDestiny  over 12 years ago

    And throw in some fireworks while you’re at it.

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    Karaboo2  over 12 years ago

    Calvin your dessstiny might be a reality show……or a reality check

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    KenyarJad  over 12 years ago

    How about he just carries a small stage around with him, and he gets an entire overture?

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    nanatara  over 12 years ago

    And a cape, he definitely needs a bright neon blue cape!

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    Makso  over 12 years ago

    Calvinxander the Great

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    astar15  over 12 years ago

    Boy of destiny? More like boy of insecurity.

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    papabear  over 12 years ago

    WOW, with an ego like THAT, he could be PRESIDENT! Oh, wait… we already HAVE one of those.

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    iced tea  over 12 years ago

    Calvin sure is on an ego trip!

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    bigpianoguy  over 12 years ago

    A slow cymbal crescendo with soft mallets.

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    Dinghus  over 12 years ago

    Epaulettes aren’t big enough for Calvin. He definitely needs billboards on his shoulders. Even plakkards aren’t big enough.

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    ratlum  over 12 years ago

    Cymbals no,how about a warning noise like say a fog horn.

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    guswild  over 12 years ago

    could use the cymbals as a serving plate as well

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    Rebi  over 12 years ago

    Hahahaha… So so FUNNY!!! LOVE YOU CALVIN AND HOBBES!!! :)

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    khpage  over 12 years ago

    Calvin’s appearance merits a serious horn section – what instrument does Hobbes play? They could play George Thorogood’s Bad to the Bone – his parents might leave him alone in the house for the summer….now that I think about it, mebbe Sweet Home Chicago might be better….

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    fmasroor  over 12 years ago

    And a drum roll.

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    Saucy1121 Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Next, he’ll want Hail to the Chief played whenever he enters a room.

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    Shikamoo Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Introduce who, mom?

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    Pygar  over 12 years ago

    How about a comical ooh-gaah bicycle horn? Klarabelle made a career of it, before he blew it all by going into the talkies…

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    JP Steve Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Cymbals? Trumpets? I hear horses whinnying!

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    adubman  over 12 years ago

    @ Number Six:


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    treBsdrawkcaB  over 12 years ago

    Mom doesn’t need any cymbals to crash – Calvin provides plenty of his own crashes…

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