Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for November 09, 2013

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    ratlum  over 9 years ago

    Thats stupid you lazy little dirty guy.

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    JP Steve Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Newly retired, trying to resist Calvin’s philosophy.

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    Steve Bartholomew  over 9 years ago

    Just hose him off once a week.

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    hayscd  over 9 years ago

    Don’t fight it @JP Steve. And congrats.

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    GPdancer  over 9 years ago

    His Mom should say what I used to say to my kids, “Why should I feed you, you’re only going to get hungry again!” It worked!

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    Bargrove  over 9 years ago

    It’s just a guy thing.

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    dunner99rok  over 9 years ago

    Pig Pen.

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    Phapada  over 9 years ago

    Lazy Calvin’s

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    Harry Grapjas  over 9 years ago

    @GPdancerThat’s a good one. I should remember that.

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    watmiwori  over 9 years ago

    “Mom always says,’ Did you wash your face, neck and ears?,’so that’s all I ever wash.”


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    basie.mynhardt  over 9 years ago

    Happy children are dirty, noisy, moving gifts of God.

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    GROG Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Try being efficiently hygienic.

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    Aaberon  over 9 years ago

    Every once in awhile, I allow a full day of staying home, no bathing or grooming. It feels wonderful, a small vacation day.

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    thirdguy  over 9 years ago

    “I’d rather be efficient than hygienic.”Once he discovers girls, he’ll find a way to be both.

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    pouncingtiger  over 9 years ago

    Why go to school? Calvin doesn’t learn anything.

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    ant  over 9 years ago

    I like Calvin’s thinking, but there are side effects of not doing them. :(

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    Five boys  over 9 years ago

    First smile of the day!

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    Hobbes Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Click here: Peanuts (February 12, 1961)

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    Hobbes Premium Member over 9 years ago

    @JP Steve: Congratulations. Hope you really enjoy your retirement. Take some time to relax and read the comics occasionally. Oh, wait………..

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    MarciKiser  over 9 years ago

    Oh for heaven’s sakes. Every day I read this strip and then see people MORALIZING on the behavior of a six-year old. Wow, you are more mature than a badly-behaved first-grader. Congratulations.

    Honestly, if you read C&H and all you see is a bratty kid who needs a lecture, the strip is wasted on you.

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    Aaron Saltzer  over 9 years ago

    …Until your mom yells @ you. I’d like to see how far you get in life with bad hygiene. Unless you’re homeless or poor, you have no excuse.

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    GrumblyWalnut  over 9 years ago

    Why should I wipe my tush? I’m just going to … again!

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    Hobbes Premium Member over 9 years ago

    @MarciKiser: It’s the stress and strain of dealing with Calvin’s antics and trying to think of things to say about him hour after hour, day after day, month after month, year after year….. And then when the series finally ends, the reruns start all over again! Like Calvin’s parents, we are all beginning to flip out.(Just kidding.)

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    Pelahnar  over 9 years ago

    There was a Zits strip where his mom used the response “Why should I keep feeding you, you’ll just get hungry again” to “why should I clean my room, it’ll just get dirty again”. I believe the final panel was Jeremy cleaning his room, saying (or thinking) that he’d be able to come up with a comeback to that if he weren’t so hungry.

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    Number Three  over 9 years ago

    If I had £1 for every time I read or heard a kid say that….


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    tuslog64  over 9 years ago

    I’ve seen signs that read “No shirt, no shoes, no service”Does that mean undies and trousers optional?

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    Hobbes Premium Member over 9 years ago

    @TrulyEpic0914: I’ve replied to you four times on the same question. After you ask a question, you need to check back for an answer.

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    calvinnhobbess007  over 9 years ago

    Most lazy boy I’ve ever met

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    mcnero  over 9 years ago

    so why eat, you’ll just get hungry again

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    PBS1!  almost 3 years ago

    Why do you have fun? You’re just going to get bored again.

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