Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 24, 2014
Calvin: "Pulled by Spaceman Spiff, planet 6 is about to collide with planet 5!" Calvin: "With no time to lose, our hero cuts loose the anchor and flies to safety!" Calvin: "The planets crash, grinding and shattering with awful force! Planet 5, being smaller, is crunched to dust! Only 6 remains!" Miss Wormwood: "Time! Pass your papers forward" Calvin: "TIME?! I just finished the first problem!"