Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 31, 2015

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    BE THIS GUY  over 8 years ago

    Calvin, listen to Hobbes. You need the air more than he does.-(Bill Watterson must’ve been a “Get Smart” fan.)

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    Ravenswing  over 8 years ago

    Iä! Iä! Cthulhu Fhtagn!

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    Linux0s  over 8 years ago

    There’s already a lot of hot air in that box.

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    MusasMama  over 8 years ago

    oo no by poking holes all the information would be leaked out.

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    Kali39  over 8 years ago

    And next to the Monster Under the Bed? Really, Calvin. Not a particularly safe spot….

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    Ray49FL  over 8 years ago

    Calvin 4 president.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 8 years ago

    “… Mom may have covert girl sympathies …” Priceless!

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    phylum  over 8 years ago

    this is touchy… mom is a traitor but also the cook…she can make you eat glaarp….

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    moronbis  over 8 years ago

    I wonder why hasn’t Calvin trans-gender-fied Susie to a boy yet. Or he hasn’t invented it yet?

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    GROG Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Dictate all you like, Calvin. No one’s going to listen to you anyway.

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    josh_bisbee  over 8 years ago

    In my home, the rule was that homework was done as soon as I walked into the door.

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    cubswin2016  over 8 years ago

    Would you believe a boy scout and a sling shot?

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    David OBrien  over 8 years ago

    @joshua : Wouldn’t you rather walk through the door? Walking into the door, which I am likely to do, sounds like the beginning of a George Carlin routine.

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    gklassen  over 8 years ago

    I demand the “Cone of Silence”

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    neverenoughgold  over 8 years ago

    Night-Gaunt49 said, about 13 hours ago@neverenoughgoldNo, they finish first..But, this is NOT fair! It’s common knowledge nice guys always finish last, so what is it with nice girls?.Wait! Let me think on this for a moment!.Oh, never mind…

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    neverenoughgold  over 8 years ago

    “Mom may have covert girl sympathies”.Well right or wrong, they do tend to stick together…(ducking now)

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    Aaron Saltzer  over 8 years ago

    Okay. When are the comic strips going to show up where Calvin isn’t talking like a college student, instead of a six-year-old?

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    EtzEchad  over 8 years ago

    Susie’s in trouble now! Calvin’s schemes seldom fail.

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    dogday Premium Member over 8 years ago

    I know a lot of businesses that could use a Box of Secrecy…not for security but to keep their meetings short.

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    neverenoughgold  over 8 years ago

    “It may be a common saying, doesn’t make it correct.”.Never said it was; only that it is common. Just like you saying “No, they finish first” doesn’t make it correct…

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    Number Three  over 8 years ago

    If I had any homework to do over the weekend, I would do it all on Friday night.Not that anyone cares of course but I know that Calvin wouldn’t like my methods!xxx

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 8 years ago

    I know I wouldn’t look under a box labeled “GROSS.”

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    Susie Derkins :D  over 8 years ago

    Suprised of how any one could see this coming.

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    Carl R  over 8 years ago

    Definitely the cone of silence.

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    Ndroo101  over 8 years ago

    How do I know that they are going to plan to lock Suzy in the closet …….

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    Ndroo101  over 8 years ago

    I have seen this whole comic strip and i don’t know how, since this is the latest one

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    Stupidly handsome Calvin  over 1 year ago

    Is this ark a repeat? Never seen it before

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    JuiceWrld_Rip999  over 1 year ago

    Why we call them hoes :(

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