Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 20, 2016

Running away from Moe is good cardio.

Ya, ya, poor Calvin, I can understand you!!

Depends on how much running you do.

While every other character’s speech bubbles are uppercase, Moe’s are lowercase. This is similar to Pearls Before Swine, where the crocodile’s words are lowercase. This shows how unintelligent the characters are. (Moe’s words are dark, while everyone else’s is light. On the contrary, the crocs are light while everyone else’s is dark.)

Reasons to become a gym teacher:1) Watch little boys shower2) Encourage jocks & other bullies to beat up the normal kids3) Well, there’re really just 2

When the kids are picking on the tiny autistic kid who can’t do much, the gym teacher… joins in.

Sounds like my 9th grade gym class.

Remember what Qui-Gon Jinn once said Moe, “There is always a bigger fish.”

Moe grows up, joins with Larry and Curly, and becomes moderately successful on film and early TV…

Tell that big ox you have a tiger who does your light work.

Do kids in elementary school go by “periods?” Up until middle school I always had just one teacher.

Glad I’m no longer in school!

xxx

His audacity must be slim.

In every life a little Moe must fall.

Calvin needs to quit being a twinky andlearn to fight. Standing up to a bully is the only way to get him off your case.

Sounds familiar.

The solution is easy; don’t show up at all.

When did I sign up for Bully 101?