Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 02, 2018

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 5 years ago

    And Susie strikes the dagger straight to the heart.

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I love how she has failed to be grossed out.

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    hersheyjgm  almost 5 years ago

    Think she’s pretty used to him by now.

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    jagedlo  almost 5 years ago

    You mean other than Hobbes?

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    The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover  almost 5 years ago

    Susie NEEDS to try this on Calvin at some point.

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    RobertRomero  almost 5 years ago

    Calvin has a certain amount of pathos. He has no social life, no real friends. He never plays games with any other kids. It’s rather sad, really.

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    codycab  almost 5 years ago

    I don’t want to know what he comes up with for dessert.

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    Lecherous  almost 5 years ago

    Wait – is that a Twinkie?

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    laughingkitty  almost 5 years ago

    I used to like to gross out friends when we ate lunch in school. Whenever the hot lunch served noodles, I’d say they were serving tapeworms (sorry, but they really DID resemble tapeworms). And when I was munching on Fritos, I’d point out the little black specks in the chips and I’d say that the specks were mouse turds. Them I’d say, “Mmmmm. mouse turds!” I do sometimes wonder though what exactly those black specks really are. Not mouse turds, I hope!

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    jpayne4040  almost 5 years ago

    Calvin wouldn’t know how to act with a human friend.

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    jpayne4040  almost 5 years ago

    Calvin is actually the kind of kid I would have went out of my way to become friends with when I was six!

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    cubswin2016  almost 5 years ago

    Why does Susie sit with him?

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    Bobbers Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I bet Calvin and Lio would get along famously!

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    rshive  almost 5 years ago

    But they’re nourishing bugs.

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    Who, me?  almost 5 years ago

    It might taste good with plenty of salt.

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    Ed_Bickford creator almost 5 years ago

    she can see thru you, Calvin :D

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    FrannieL Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I noticed from the above comments that Calvin brings out the child in all of us. Good job Mr. Watterson.

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    bigcatbusiness  almost 5 years ago

    If Calvin has any real friends, it’ll probably be The Munsters or the Addams Family.

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    phoenixnyc  almost 5 years ago

    I have yet to meet a six- or seven-year-old boy who would be put off by Calvin’s concept here…

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    He’s got Hobbes, and sometimes even Hobbes is just a fair-weather friend.

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    davetb1956  almost 5 years ago

    If Suzie moved to another table Calvin would probably just follow her anyway.

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    Constantinepaleologos  almost 5 years ago

    He has one friend, and since tigers eat big hairy caterpillars by the truckload, this isn’t an issue.

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    askaMoose Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    When I was a youngster, my Mother and I would sometimes eat at a Chinese restaurant with my Grandmother who was born in 1884. Grandma always insisted that the soy sauce was bug juice and would not put it on her food. My family has called it that ever since.

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    leopardglily  2 months ago

    Ewww that’s really gross

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