Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for August 18, 2018

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 5 years ago

    In just a few years, Calvin will be able access information about explosives on the internet.

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    codycab  almost 5 years ago

    Couldn’t Calvin just sneak a cookie instead of making threats that would never work???

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 5 years ago

    news flags, Calvin: minors cannot purchase explosives without parental supervision

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    in.amongst  almost 5 years ago

    Tried to pull a fast one on mum – and it blew up in his face!Moral – Mum’s are immune to fast one’s!

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    EmeraldKitsune943  almost 5 years ago

    If you cook that hot dog, it’ll be an explosion of flavor!

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    lucky444  almost 5 years ago

    Why she refuse some cookies?

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I don’t know that I would refer to a hot dog as “food.” At least, not for human consumption. Tigers would be another thing entirely.

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    JohnFarson19  almost 5 years ago

    FRANK-ly, I didn’t think much of your idea, Cal.

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    cubswin2016  almost 5 years ago

    Cartoon characters can usually get dynamite whenever they want it.

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    well-i-never  almost 5 years ago

    Not much to like about this one.

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    rentier  almost 5 years ago

    Hobbes thinks practically!

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    BiggerNate91  almost 5 years ago

    Calvin has imagined nuking his school before, why can’t he just imagine blowing up his house with dynamite?

    (I guess it wouldn’t get him cookies)

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    gantech  almost 5 years ago

    Calvin owes Hobbes a hot dog at least, after that plumbing incident.

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    rabizar  almost 5 years ago

    Calvin in real life must have been the young Keith Moon — Keith used real dynamite to blow up hotel bathrooms

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    Ermine Notyours  almost 5 years ago

    There was some submarine comedy movie in the 70s, relentlessly advertised with a scene where they were about to be torpedoed, and somebody shouts, “It’s a salami!”

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    shamest Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Calvin can steal a hot dog but not a cookie

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    hariseldon59  almost 5 years ago

    Try the Acme Corporation.

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    jackiescott07  almost 5 years ago

    When i want something, i need to get it

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    kab2rb  almost 5 years ago

    Surprised Calvin did not eat that hotdog.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    A bar of white soap might make a convincing substitute for C-4, but would mom even know what C-4 is?

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    InuYugiHakusho  almost 5 years ago

    Still worked out better than when he threatened his mom with a water balloon.

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    Luanaphile  almost 5 years ago

    In my neighborhood, we made our own damn dynamite.

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    cosman  almost 5 years ago

    i know how you feel Cal, i’m still looking for a line on some DuPont Red Stripe..

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    (insert name here)  almost 5 years ago

    just put nitroglycerin inside a water balloon

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    Dennett Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    She stuck it in that plant pot…

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    HobbesTheTiger78  over 2 years ago

    At first I thought Calvin had a real stick of dynamite.

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    little big nate  about 2 years ago

    i bet calvin will become a criminal in the future

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    EmeraldKitsune943  8 months ago

    You know, there’s so much Calvin does in the strips decades ago that would land him in juvie today.

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