Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for October 28, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  about 5 years ago

    …and they grow corn, which they call maize.

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    Sugar Bombs 95  about 5 years ago

    Does Calvin think pterosaurs were bugs too?

    Then again in the transmogrifier gun story, he seemed to know pterodactyls weren’t bugs.

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 5 years ago

    has Calvin even SEEN a bat? he has some already in the belfry of his mind

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    jpkansas78  about 5 years ago

    Another Calvin classic in the works.

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    Johnny Q Premium Member about 5 years ago

    “If dolphins are so smart, why do they live in igloos?”—Cartman

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    SHIVA  about 5 years ago

    No surprise here. His downfall always starts when he hands in the homework!!

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    codycab  about 5 years ago

    Doesn’t Calvin watch scary movies? You’d think he would actually know bats.

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    Watcher  about 5 years ago

    They are really big bugs Calvin and when they get caught in your hair, it ain’t pretty.

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    sirbadger  about 5 years ago

    His report will either be about guano or it will be guano.

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    Troglodyte  about 5 years ago

    Calvin is more than enough to drive Miss Wormwood batty!

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    Carolyn Saunders  about 5 years ago

    Good job Hobbes can write or nothing would get done

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    cubswin2016  about 5 years ago

    If he is going to write a report on bats, he should include Robin and Batgirl as well.

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    Dobby53 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    “There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things that we know we don’t know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we don’t know we don’t know.” Donald Rumsfeld

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    A Hip loving Canadian...  about 5 years ago

    Ugly and hairy, two more facts worth writing down. This report is almost done. Good job Calvin.

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    MichaelHelwig  about 5 years ago

    Sounds like what you would get from Faux News.

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    jel354  about 5 years ago

    Schoolwork in general drives Calvin batty.

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    dwdl21  about 5 years ago

    Come on Calvin, they are awesome creepy flying blood sucking creatures of the night, you should love them…lol

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    Tentoes  about 5 years ago

    They’re icky flying mice. Something Calvin would love!

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    rshive  about 5 years ago

    Don’t they have sort of black cloaks too?

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    BiggerNate91  about 5 years ago

    That “fact” of yours is going to be your downfall…

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    comixbomix  about 5 years ago

    From the start, like others, I’ve thought this was a strange thread. If you made a list of animals Calvin would totally love, dinosaurs and tigers would be tied for first, but I’d have thought bats would make the top ten…

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    mattro65  about 5 years ago

    There are a lot of bats in our neighborhood and they can be quite active just after sunset. My kids are batty about them. They would go out every night to watch them if we could.

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    WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Reminds me of my son’s ill-fated science project, with my “help”, to state that the earth’s atmosphere is mostly oxygen…sigh…

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    DCBakerEsq  about 5 years ago

    They drive cool cars. And sometimes have a dorky sidekick.

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    ChessPirate  about 5 years ago

    Well, if that don’t bat all!

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    Purple People Eater  about 5 years ago

    BATS

    By Calvin

    Bats are big bugs that look like flying rats. They like hanging around in belfries. (Bellfries are bells you don’t have to pay for.) Watching bats fly in girls’ hair is fun. The best known bats are Batman, Dracula, and baseball. Baseball bats don’t look like flying rats.

    The end.

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    jvn  about 5 years ago

    This sums up how I believe all political pundits operate.

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    Holilubillkori Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Easy homework D+ ….Calvin

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    pshea  about 5 years ago

    It’s not what you hit a baseball with?

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    WilliamMedlock  about 5 years ago

    He is going to be a CEO when he grows up.

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    yangeldf  about 5 years ago

    the first thing, the VERY FIRST thing any child is ever told about bats is “they are the only flying mammals.”

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    bryan42  about 5 years ago

    Just testing my new Avatar

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  about 5 years ago

    And this is when Calvin’s laziness out weighs his intelligence. Subverts it to this fantasy fest that will get him a much deserved “F-”.

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    kab2rb  about 5 years ago

    F coming for not researching.

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    Space & Kitten  about 5 years ago

    Well, I’ll give Him Partial Credit because they do BUG some People. :-)

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    rick92040  about 5 years ago

    This is where the parent is supposed to give direction.

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    beanieboruto91  about 5 years ago

    Hehehe

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    fix-n-fly  about 5 years ago

    Calvin – surely there is some form of reference book around your house if nothing else than a dictionary for you to refer to about Bats.

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    CampbellSoup  about 5 years ago

    Some bats aren’t even that ugly though.

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    random gamer  almost 4 years ago

    Bats? I can write notes of that in minutes

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