Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 06, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 4 years ago

    Calvin rooting for the apex predators.

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    The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover  almost 4 years ago

    Calvin deserves a Pulitzer Prize.

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    Sugar Bombs 95  almost 4 years ago

    I loved hearing my dad’s stories so much I would often come up with ridiculously specific premises for him to tell (usually stolen from other children’s books I read, though it was fun to see his take on them).

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    codycab  almost 4 years ago

    The crossover only Calvin could ask for.

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    retrocool  almost 4 years ago

    I like it.

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    GreasyOldTam  almost 4 years ago

    And you’re left with one big fat wolf.

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    Charliegirl Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I like this kid.

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    KA7DRE Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    All that eating is giving me stomach cramps.

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    batmanwithprep  almost 4 years ago

    …and they all died happily ever after.

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    That’s Grimm, Calvin.

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    shakeswilly  almost 4 years ago

    Happens all the time in the business world.

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    A Common 'tator  almost 4 years ago

    And this from the little boy who is already scared of the monsters under his bed…

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    californiamonty  almost 4 years ago

    Actually, Calvin’s not all that far off from the original Grimms’ Fairy Tales. Those were pretty…grim.

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    Troglodyte  almost 4 years ago

    Calvin needs to be fed more at dinnertime.

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    Meg: All Seriousness Aside  almost 4 years ago

    Grimm indeed.

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    Jeff0811  almost 4 years ago

    My first thought was as some have already said, someone needs to feed that kid, he’s still hungry. A bowl of Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs ought to do it.

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    jpayne4040  almost 4 years ago

    Sounds like Calvin just told the story! Now lights out!

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    jagedlo  almost 4 years ago

    Grimm’s Fairy Tales as visualized by Calvin!

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    MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT  almost 4 years ago

    Given the fact that the original fairy tales were much more gruesome than their modern versions, I’m surprised that this hasn’t actually happened.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Calvin has a definite ‘Game of Thrones’ leaning. Who knew, way back then.

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    redback  almost 4 years ago

    a bomb dropped, everybody died, the end

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    J Short  almost 4 years ago

    Any room for a Death Star in there?

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    rwc10  almost 4 years ago

    It’s the circle of life

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    Gen.Flashman  almost 4 years ago

    In the original 3 Little Pigs the wolf eats the first two pigs and the wolf falls into boiling water in the third pigs house and dies. It is only in the Disney version that they escape to the brick house, even the wolf lives. The moral of the story was that being lazy has consequences.

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    garcalej  almost 4 years ago

    DC Comics: Bruh, we could make it happen.

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    jel354  almost 4 years ago

    Calvin trying to design the original (expanded) Marvel Cinematic Universe.

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    carlzr  almost 4 years ago

    There is a movie portraying Hansel and Gretel as grown-up witch hunters armed with rapid fire crossbows. I don’t recommend it.

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    coffeeturtle  almost 4 years ago

    Many fairy tales originally ended badly…before Disney.

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    gantech  almost 4 years ago

    Now there’s a story I can sink my teeth into…

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    j.l.farmer  almost 4 years ago

    the end….good night. sleep tight. don’t let the bed bugs bite.

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    Plods with ...™  almost 4 years ago

    Well that was easy.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  almost 4 years ago

    Well, you’ve supplied the story, Calvin. Write it down.

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    BiggerNate91  almost 4 years ago

    I would recommend “Into the Woods” to Calvin, but he wouldn’t like musicals.

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    john_chubb  almost 4 years ago

    The bears never meet the three little pigs – why do they get to eat them? The bears should eat Goldilocks and the wolf eat the pigs and LRRH.

    Man, that’s going to be one FAT wolf!

    The bears will probably end up eating the big FAT wolf, in the end. Plenty of wolf to go around!

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    Snolep  almost 4 years ago

    My German grandmother used to tell me those tales, which were closer to Calvin’s idea than today’s sanitized versions, eg. the wolf eats grandma and Red Riding Hood. And nursery rhymes were pretty gory too, like Ring Around the Rosie, supposedly about the plague.

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    readfred  almost 4 years ago

    Calvin grows up to become a rival of Stephen King…

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    tinner2000  almost 4 years ago

    Hell! I’D like to see that!!!

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    paullp Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    His dad should get him a copy of Roald Dahl’s Revolting Rhymes.

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    DanWolfie  almost 4 years ago

    Wolf: Hey, bears! I wanted to eat those pigs!

    Mama Bear: Well, sorry. We were here first!

    Papa Bear: Hey, how about we make a deal? If you show us where that Goldilocks girl is, we’ll let you eat some of her, AND Little Red Riding Hood.

    Wolf: Well sure, since I’m in Red’s story too! And maybe we can see about Hansel and Gretel…

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    Ray_C  almost 4 years ago

    This is really common behavior/interest for boys. My brother and I used to read comic books called “The Crypt of Terror” and “The Vault of Horror.” Both full of gore. Mom didn’t like it, but Dad said it was OK. Today, we enjoy the The Far Side cartoons. Death wasn’t such a big deal, but BIZARRE was really what we liked.

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    Brian  Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Still might be better than another round of “Hamster Huey”.

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    nsr60  almost 4 years ago

    Sounds like the corporate world.

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    InuYugiHakusho  almost 4 years ago

    Calvin has the makings of being a good fanfic writer.

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    A Hip loving Canadian...  almost 4 years ago

    I’d love to hear the soundtrack to that movie.

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    dwdl21  almost 4 years ago

    I’d pay for a story like that…lol

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 4 years ago

    Hey Calvin, write it yourself and illustrate it.

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    Rocketman  almost 4 years ago

    A fairy tale mash up before there were mash ups. Calvin started it all.

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    oakie817  almost 4 years ago

    my bedtime story for my two grandsons was: ‘’once upon a time, blah blah blah, yada yada yada, they lived happily ever after, the end, go to bed" they’d roll with laughter and I had to tell it 4 or 5 times every night

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    commerce1943  almost 4 years ago

    Thank the GREAT Cosmic Muffin that this kid doesn’t survive his elementary years.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    And for dessert – the witches house?

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    STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Calvin’s Fractured Fairy Tales.

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    destryrides  almost 4 years ago

    I think Calvin changed his name when he grew up and then wrote “Game of Thrones”.

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