Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for June 06, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 2 years ago
    That’s a trick that should only work once.
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    Храм С.О.Д. (Templo S.U.D. ucraniano)  almost 2 years ago

    you’ll come back, Calvin, when you’re really hungry after parents hide the cookies

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    Space_Owl on GoComics   almost 2 years ago

    I wish I would have thought of this back when my parents made me eat green peas and corn : /. I still don’t like those two foods,but the peas are better with ketchup.

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    codycab  almost 2 years ago

    And Calvin wonders why he’s weaker than even Hobbes, real or not.

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    gbars70  almost 2 years ago

    Can’t believe Mom and Dad can be that easily manipulated.

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    sirbadger  almost 2 years ago

    Look! Dad can spin his head around backwards.

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    hagarthehorrible  almost 2 years ago

    This six year old will ask for junk food in 5 minute straight.

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    rshive  almost 2 years ago

    Be careful if you try for dessert. Calvin. It’d booby-trapped.

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    wrloftis  almost 2 years ago

    I think Calvin is a direct descendant of The Sicilain, Vizzini.

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    Barry1941  almost 2 years ago

    I had a co- worker that maintained that he only ate steak and potatoes, he died of a heart attack at the age of 45———Gosh, I wonder why?

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    jagedlo  almost 2 years ago

    “magic”, the subtle art of misdirection!

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Considering the food always looks predigested, I don’t blame Calvin.

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    johndifool  almost 2 years ago

    Mom: Then make your choice.

    Calvin: I will! And I choose…What in the world can that be?

    Mom: What? Where? I don’t see anything.

    Calvin: Oh, well, I-I could have sworn I saw something. No matter.

    Mom: What’s so funny?

    Calvin: I’ll tell you in a minute, but first, let’s drink. Me from my glass, and you from yours.

    Mom: You guessed wrong.

    Calvin: You only think I guessed wrong! That’s what’s so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is “Never get involved in a land war in Asia.” But only slightly less well known is this: “Never go in against Spaceman Spiff when death is on the line!”

    [laughs maniacally for a few seconds, then stops abruptly and falls over dead.]

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    A Hip loving Canadian...  almost 2 years ago

    Did someone say opportunity?

    Can’t you hear me knockin’ on your window

    Can’t you hear me knockin’ on your door

    Can’t you hear me knockin’ down your dirty street, yeah

    Performed by The Rolling Stones

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    Nothing(ANTI)  almost 2 years ago

    Pretty clever of you calvin by using speed and fake distractions?

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    ForrestOverin  almost 2 years ago

    Like… “Mom won’t notice that her plate is suddenly twice as full, while mine’s completely empty!”

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  almost 2 years ago

    Funny.

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    mountainclimber  almost 2 years ago

    “You only think I guessed wrong! That’s what’s so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders – The most famous of which is ‘never get involved in a land war in Asia’ – but only slightly less well-known is this: ‘Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line!’”

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    tims145  almost 2 years ago

    Note to Calvin’s Mom and Dad: If Calvin is still outsmarting you, folks, you need to up your parenting game!

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    kab2rb  almost 2 years ago

    I love green peas, got where do not like carrots or corn. Calvin will be hungry later.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  almost 2 years ago

    Mom needs to be a better cook.

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    Concretionist  almost 2 years ago

    If I chose not to eat what I was served, I could sit at the table until it was gone, or until bedtime (about 4 hours) without entertainment of any kind… except my sibs coming by to see if I was still being stupidly stubborn. I could  ask to be served “no thank you” helpings of whatever had a yuck-factor, but neither seconds of other items, dessert nor snacks if so. (what a hard life, eh? /s). As a growing kid, I was constantly hungry, so I learned to eat what I was served, because if so, and I was still hungry when the prepared food was gone (big family, slightly constrained budget), I was always allowed to have a PBnJ sandwich. Or, as a teen, more than one.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    That’s OK. Mom loves goulash.

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    CHAD OCHOCINCO JOHNSON  6 months ago

    Sneaky calvin

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