Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 25, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  over 1 year ago

    Don’t worry, Calvin; the Supreme Court has your back.

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    ImDaRealAni  over 1 year ago

    The government would probably take that.

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    The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover  over 1 year ago

    Hobbes’s principles say it is 27.

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    gbars70  over 1 year ago

    Another future attorney!

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    codycab  over 1 year ago

    No Calvin, it’s not.

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    dadthedawg  over 1 year ago

    A conscientious objector…..

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    Храм С.О.Д. (Templo S.U.D. ucraniano)  over 1 year ago

    what religious principle do you have against arithmetic, Calvin? why, the same as history, social studies, grammar, physical education, any topic in school of course!

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 1 year ago

    His religious principles are always against school.

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    zekepotato  over 1 year ago

    The irony is Oregon (and California) educators are claiming mathematics is racist.

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    Kaputnik  over 1 year ago

    I’ve always thought that there was something sinful about prime numbers. And when you add them together, it makes it worse.

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    LeslieBark  over 1 year ago

    When I was in 3rd grade I rebelled against arithmetic! I refused to learn addition and actively fought against subtraction. I spent the next 15 years believing that I hated math. What I didn’t know at the time was that my 3rd grade teacher was dying of cancer and had zero patience with a problematic 8 y/o who was acting out after her mother’s remarriage and separation from her younger brother. You can imagine my surprise when I discovered, at age 23, that not only did I love math, but that I wanted to major in it (thus adding another year to the six I’d already spent in college) and make it my life’s work—40 years employment as “Math Analyst”. Now I look back with desperate sadness at that unhappy little girl and that long-suffering teacher … I forgive you both.

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    Kind&Kinder  over 1 year ago

    Harder to find an excuse than to learn how to find the answer.

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    jmworacle  over 1 year ago

    On the next question Calvin will plead the fifth.

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    flagmichael  over 1 year ago

    As an octalist I say 2+7 is 11. (If I messed it up, please note it is just before 2 a.m. here.)

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    dave1960  over 1 year ago

    “Ignorance is Bliss” Until you get to the principle’s office….

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    DavidHewlett  over 1 year ago

    Surprised that a 6-year old even has the idea of ‘religious principles’ ! ! !

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    boniface22  over 1 year ago

    I never noticed before that Calvin is left-handed.

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    TwilightFaze  over 1 year ago

    It really amazing how smart, yet stupid, Calvin is.

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    saywhatwhat  over 1 year ago

    Seriously. Calvin is a clever boy; he must know he has ten fingers he can use here.

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    weeb  over 1 year ago

    see Calvin, all you have to do is make the number 7 with your fingers and add 2. then see what number you have then. easy as pie

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    proclusstudent  over 1 year ago

    He can’t answer the question because 7 ate 9.

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    Who, me?  over 1 year ago

    I like how Watterson misspells words and inserts uppercase letters where they shouldn’t be. Just like my six-year old granddaughter does.

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    jagedlo  over 1 year ago

    The religion of laziness, Calvin?

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    dflak  over 1 year ago

    Math is my religion.

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    Susan00100  over 1 year ago

    Tell me: were Calvin and Agnes separated at birth???

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    Plainsman4 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Now more than ever.

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    Gandalf  over 1 year ago

    Just write on the bottom ’Gödel’s Incompleteness Theorem’.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Gone are the days when an answer like that would earn a kid a rap on the knuckles and/or a high chair in the corner with the dunce cap on. Soooo, are we better off?

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    SweetSinger  over 1 year ago

    Can’t add, but he sure can spell.

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    Adam-Stone(Soup)  over 1 year ago

    Calvin;

    just answer “nein” and that should cover your math, philosophy and language class lessons for the day.

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    CalvinAndHobbesFan134  over 1 year ago

    My gut tells me you should just try the answer.

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    KevDoneIt  over 1 year ago

    What is it when you accuse others of what you are guilty of? Projection?

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    I was FRAMED!!!!!!  over 1 year ago

    I did not think that being an IGNORANT deplorerable was a religion. I know that they act fanactical, but I was not going to give justification for existing.

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    kab2rb  over 1 year ago

    Earn an F Calvin.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago

    So – he’s of Germanic descent?

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    Troglodyte  over 1 year ago

    To a very few (and supposedly crazy) people, mathematics is a religion!

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    XXD PAPI  over 1 year ago

    I JUST LOVE THE COMIC STYLE!!!!!!

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    XXD PAPI  over 1 year ago

    But it is kinda weird how he is like in the 2nd grade and get’s “complicated tests”

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    DanWolfie  over 1 year ago

    Calvin was thinking math is a religion that far back!

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    tremaine53  over 1 year ago

    If you think the correct answer is ‘666’, I could see where you might draw that conclusion. Start with a faulty premise, and you can logically reach some pretty strange conclusions.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 1 year ago

    Your principles will take you to the principal.

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  over 1 year ago

    It might make sense if the numbers were 1 and 5. Explanation available, if needed, upon request.

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    yangeldf  over 1 year ago

    another comic that is more relevant today than it was when first written

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    Olddog04  over 1 year ago

    What they are teaching as math these days has nothing to do with math. It’s ridiculous.

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    christelisbetty  over 1 year ago

    “THEY” are the problem. “THEY” are always up to something. “THEY” commit all the the crimes. "THEY start all the wars. “THEY” are the reason you can’t get ahead. Don’t even get me started on the things "THEY say….

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    Gent  over 1 year ago

    Calvin was too ahead for his times!

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Never noticed before that Calvin’s a lefty, like me.

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    willie_mctell  over 1 year ago

    These days many would take that as a valid position. Answering 3 or 2.718… would play well on conservative talk radio.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku  over 1 year ago

    From what I read in the news, the police are raiding MATH LABS across the country…

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    jbarnes  over 1 year ago

    It is technically possible for this to happen in my school district. We have a policy that allows families to opt out of learning subject matter due to personal belief. It is so broadly written that they could opt out of literally anything as long as they write a letter describing the personal belief involved and how the subject infringes on that belief. Thankfully, almost no one knows that the policy exists.

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    Tentoes  over 1 year ago

    I once answered an exam question, “What difference does it make?”

    This, naturally was marked wrong. But then that was crossed out and marked, “OK. Full credit.”

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    Red33410  over 1 year ago

    An anagram of “religious principles” is “Clingier, perilous sip.”

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    DEGROMINATOR #48  over 1 year ago

    hey Calvin my goat says hi to hobbes

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