Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for November 26, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  7 months ago

    Calvin, you’re talking to the wrong parent. Dad’s leaving everything to your mother.

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    codycab  7 months ago

    Calvin, where you’re going by that time, you won’t need money.

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    oldpine52  7 months ago

    Calvin wants to get rich the old fashioned way, by inheriting.

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    sirbadger  7 months ago

    You might end up like Prince Charles and inherit when you are 73.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 7 months ago

    That’s Paris Hilton logic.

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    Храм С.О.Д. (Templo S.U.D. ucraniano)  7 months ago

    Now don’t splurge the $1,000,000 in one sitting, young man.

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    Robin Harwood  7 months ago

    That’s the best way to do it, Calvin.

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    Johnny Q Premium Member 7 months ago

    “The rich are different from you and me”—F Scott Fitzgerald

    “It’s true. They have more money!”—Ernest Hemingway

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    seamusrmacdonald  7 months ago

    Don’t laugh, it worked for Trump!

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    Concretionist  7 months ago

    Fat chance, Calvin! Well, maybe that should be “Slim chance!”

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    eromlig  7 months ago

    That’s called “making money the old-fashioned way.”

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 7 months ago

    Smart kid.

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    kbyrdleroy123  7 months ago

    Over his dead body!

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    laughingkitty  7 months ago

    I have a million dollars! I found a one million dollar bill on the ground a couple days ago. Too bad it’s fake.

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    fuzzbucket  7 months ago

    I’d make sure he couldn’t inherit until he’s 90.

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    orinoco womble  7 months ago

    Sounds like my nephew by marriage. Two university degrees (physics and music) and he lives with Mom at age 55. His girlfriend just got pregnant, I wonder if she’ll move in with Mom or he’ll just kind of visit from time to time. Mom doesn’t seem to mind, but it would bother me that my kid was just waiting for me to pop my clogs so he could grab it all.

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    M2MM  7 months ago

    Ahh, the young master “T”. :P

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    dflak  7 months ago

    My wife and I just took a cruise for our 50th wedding anniversary – we told them that we are spending their inheritance.

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    jagedlo  7 months ago

    The problem with that idea, Calvin, is that you would have to act in a way that Dad doesn’t disinherit you!

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member 7 months ago

    ♫♪

    If I had a million dollars

    I wouldn’t have to eat Kraft dinner

    But I would eat Kraft dinner

    Of course I would I’d just eat more

    And buy really expensive ketchups with it

    Thats right all the fanciest Dijon ketchups mmm mmm

    ♪♫

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTK57dJc_pU

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    su43dipta  7 months ago

    You need to pick up your game, Dad!

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    drivingfuriously Premium Member 7 months ago

    I worked hard for 20 years, I made a millions dollars. And my family and I spent it ALL on living.

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    Amra Leo  7 months ago

    A point he has…

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    david_42  7 months ago
    I believe Calvin lived in the 1950s, a million dollars was something special back then.
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    Nuke Road Warrior  7 months ago

    At our current rate of inflation, by the time Calvin inherits his dad’s fortune, it will just about buy a box of Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs..

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  7 months ago

    And so began that generation.

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    wongo  7 months ago

    I personally like the plan.

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    joefearsnothing  7 months ago

    Not necessarily the fastest but, definitely the easiest way to get rich! ;o}

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    wiley207  7 months ago

    Love the Dad’s face in the last panel.

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    sonnygreen  7 months ago

    I know a family of “Golden Spoon” recipients. They’re not a pretty sight. Greed, superiority complex and the need to separate themselves from the normal riff-raff, was a recipe for disaster. Every aspect of their lives was based on wealth. Karma did one hell of a job on them. Money don’t do much for you when you’re not around to enjoy it. The survivors have to live with the habits they acquired in youth. My parents were not in a position to leave me with anything worth a damn. I worked for every penny I have. I’m proud of it; and, Integrity comes at a high price.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 7 months ago

    Remember “The Game of Life”, “My long-lost uncle died…and left me a million bucks!” I an uncle that keeps in touch. Sorry folks.

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    açaí Jaguar  7 months ago

    Calvin, “the great worker”

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    rebelstrike0  7 months ago

    Before the dad can bequeath anything to anyone, first he needs a will. In order to draft a will, he needs to identify himself. The lawyer will be asking for his name, and what is he going to say?

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    cosman  7 months ago

    ..‘course everyone knows Bill Gates is leaving $10 mil. each, but they can have the Medina home, which expenses’ll be covered by the Foundation

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    Olddog04  7 months ago

    That kid is way too smart

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    kathleenhicks62  7 months ago

    That idea is too late for me.

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    RobertRomero  7 months ago

    This reminds me of a cartoon I saw in my engineering dept many years ago. It showed a student (who barely deserved the description) saying to another student “Things? I don’t want to make things. I want to make money. Who do I sue?” Talk about poor priorities.

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    WCraft Premium Member 7 months ago

    Since this cartoon is 25 years old – Calvin is now the right age to be part of the socialist movement. Tax the rich!

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    marilynnbyerly  7 months ago

    One suggestion to his parents. Life insurance on the kid. One day Calvin won’t be so lucky going over a cliff in a wagon, and they are set for life.

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    montylc2001  7 months ago

    And when the government taxes you so much that you actually make less as a millionaire as someone who makes 30 an hour, you lose the incentive to become a millionaire. Which is disastrous for any economy.

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    hagarthehorrible  7 months ago

    I am afraid with that attitude, Calvin, you will inherit only the leave raker.

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    tee929  7 months ago

    …the Donald Trump story…….

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    TimWasHere  7 months ago

    If only getting a million dollars were that easy.

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    CO Premium Member 7 months ago

    We don’t have any kids, but if we did, by the time they got any inheritance they wouldn’t need it.

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    mckeonfuneralhomebx  7 months ago

    And that one sentence started the millenial Generation!

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  7 months ago

    Dad needs to make out a new will.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  7 months ago

    What makes you think you’ll be left anything, Calvin?

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    Ray Helvy Premium Member 7 months ago

    Don’t we all, kid. Don’t we all.

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    lindz.coop  7 months ago

    Don’t they all…

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