Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for November 30, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  about 1 year ago

    I don’t believe The Emancipation Proclamation applies Calvin and his family because they don’t live in a state that was or in rebellion against the United States.

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    codycab  about 1 year ago

    Calvin can’t even remember where he leaves his own stuff.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Well done, mom. Squelch the little tyrant.

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    Baarorso  about 1 year ago

    She’s probably told you to put it away dozens of times. She just gave up and is now letting you “stew in your own juices” by letting you find things on your own. ;D

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    AlondraRachellaLabute  about 1 year ago

    Get it through your little mind Calvin and remember it for life. Mothers and wives were not put on this earth to pick up after husbands and sons. Pick up after yourself.

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    Bilan  about 1 year ago

    Freedom is just another word for . . .

    . . . having to hang up your own jacket.

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    Kaputnik  about 1 year ago

    In Calvin’s defense, I don’t think he can reach the hangers in that closet. Not without a step ladder.

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    Red33410  about 1 year ago

    An anagram of ’Emancipation Proclamation" is “Palpitate on moronic maniac.”

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    Red33410  about 1 year ago

    Literally, on the other hand and side of the ocean, an anagram of “Declaration of Independence” is “no finer deed, an ideal concept.”

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    akb02  about 1 year ago

    Yeah, to me it’s called Karma.

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    Dani Rice  about 1 year ago

    My BFF’s son once – once! – pulled this sort of stunt, and he was old enough to know better. Something along the lines of saying to his mum, “You never do anything around here. You don’t ever fold my laundry right!” His dad grabbed him by the ears and peeled him like a banana.

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    nos.nevets  about 1 year ago

    My kids controlled my body for 18 years. I should have had the right to kill them.

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    nos.nevets  about 1 year ago

    When our kids complained about chores, we told them the reason we had them was to make our lives easier.

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    jagedlo  about 1 year ago

    Your jacket, your responsibility, Calvin!

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    jessegooddoggy  about 1 year ago

    Oh, the pleasures I missed not having children!!

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    Gen.Flashman  about 1 year ago

    “A minor who is “emancipated” assumes most adult responsibilities before reaching the age of majority (usually 18). The law doesn’t consider emancipated minors to be under the care and control of parents. Instead, they take responsibility for their own care. Once a young person becomes emancipated, the parent or guardian no longer has any say over the minor’s life. An emancipated minor can keep earnings from a job, decide where to live, make medical decisions, and more.

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    CHAD OCHOCINCO JOHNSON  about 1 year ago

    I need a friend pls GENFLASHMAN

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    mckeonfuneralhomebx  about 1 year ago

    How can a six year old even pronounce it.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    There comes the time to soon after birth when all the assistance stops and you’re expected to “be a big boy” and do it yourself. There comes a time long, long after birth when you are expected to “be a good boy” and let the nurse do that for you. …sigh

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    mindjob  about 1 year ago

    Calvin will use this as an excuse not to go to school

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    FicklePickle  about 1 year ago

    Calvin thinks the world revolves around him. He can be a Self centered little putz.

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    mistercatworks  about 1 year ago

    Don’t leave it on the floor.

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    schaefer jim  about 1 year ago

    Lets not ruin the gag with some nonsense info.

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    moondog42 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I’m pretty sure Gloria Steinem emancipated the American suburban women, not Abraham Lincoln.

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    hagarthehorrible  about 1 year ago

    Love the proclamation. This is why this strip is one of the best.

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