Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 12, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  7 months ago

    Knock, knock

    Who’s there?

    Not opportunity

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    Templo S.U.D.  7 months ago

    which book, Hobbes? any of Calvin’s comic books?

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    Scorpio Premium Member 7 months ago

    Calvin talks a good game but i not so good at executing it

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    C  7 months ago

    Anytime now

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    bigcatbusiness  7 months ago

    Amateur’s mistake. People go through life expecting something epic to come to you when it’s you who should be searching for it.

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    Charles Barr Premium Member 7 months ago

    If an apple falls on Calvin’s head, maybe he’ll discover gravity.

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    Dr. Quatermass  7 months ago

    I wanna survive a plane crash into an actively erupting volcano. Then I want to retire to Dayton Ohio.

    There. That’s my life’s ambition.

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    Susan00100  7 months ago

    Opportunity is an endless chase that most people never catch.

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    eastern.woods.metal  7 months ago

    I prefer to sit and have a beer while I wait for opportunity to find me

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    sandpiper  7 months ago

    Lots of us waiting.

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    jvo  7 months ago

    In crisis there is opportunity, right now, plenty for us all to be getting on with.

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    chuckcork1  7 months ago

    He has the right approach. Harms no one as well.

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    Chithing Premium Member 7 months ago

    Any minute now, my ship is coming in / I’ll keep checking the horizon / …I’ll stand on the bow / I already have a plan / I’m waiting for my real life to begin. – Colin Hay

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    Lee26 Premium Member 7 months ago

    Life is what happens while you’re making other plans. John Lennon.

    Or….Man Plans, God Laughs. Terry Taylor.

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    YippiKiAyMofo  7 months ago

    Buy a lottery ticket first, then wait.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 7 months ago

    The biggest opportunities I ever got came when I needed to pay the biggest bills I ever ran up. Funny how buying a house or a new car can shine a light on jobs that pay more.

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    Chris  7 months ago

    good, now it knows where not to look. ;)

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    Redd Panda  7 months ago

    Oh, to sit in the shade on a summers day, with my best pal next to me.

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    PaulAbbott2  7 months ago

    “Initiative comes to thems who wait” – Alex, A Clockwork orange

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    Pet  7 months ago

    Nothing good ever happened to me until I went out and started doing things.

    Then, things started to happen. Opportunity doesn’t knock, you have to.

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    artegal  7 months ago

    What Bill Waterson depicted as ridiculous entitlement 30 years ago has become today’s expectation.

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    mindjob  7 months ago

    Wrestling the issues got harder since they joined the MMA and belong to the unlimited weight class

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    KEA  7 months ago

    opportunity never knocked for me… it just rang the doorbell and ran away

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    Frankfreak  7 months ago

    Gov. Abbot had opportunity hit him under a tree. It may be unfortunate for others it did not take him out.

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    djtenltd  7 months ago

    That’s right, Hobbs. “Sure it’s coming, Calvin. But I ain’t holding my breath!”

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    Johnathan Theodore  7 months ago

    Bill Watterson really fell off

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    oldlady07 Premium Member 7 months ago

    Getting to the age now where I probably wouldn’t hear it knocking or couldn’t get to the door fast enough. Guess I will have to be satisfied with opening my eyes in the morning and greeting another day.

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    ChessPirate  7 months ago

    “And I’m gonna be ready to pounce as soon as it comeZZZZZ”

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    John Jorgensen  7 months ago

    I was still thinking that way when I was much older than Calvin.

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    Dreaming in Alola  7 months ago

    And while Calvin is sitting and waiting, his mother finally has an opportunity for some peace and quiet.

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    mistercatworks  7 months ago

    One of my own original axioms: “Don’t knock opportunity until you’ve tried it.” :)

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    hagarthehorrible  7 months ago

    Shortly you will emerge out of that place for your meals made by mom. Changing the world can wait for some more time.

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    KobySwartz  7 months ago

    When will bill make new comics

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    nsr60  7 months ago

    The world could use a little changing right now…but I think I’ll turn elsewhere.

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    cmxx  7 months ago

    Of course! Doesn’t everybody know that ambition and drive both look exactly like lying on the ground, blathering nonsense, with your head propped up against a tree?

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    willie_mctell  7 months ago

    As an apex predator Hobbes should understand the value of patience.

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    WCraft Premium Member 7 months ago

    And then the internet was invented – giving everyone the opportunity to change the world.

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    kab2rb  7 months ago

    Time to take a nap.

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    Scepnite  7 months ago

    life your life to the fullest.

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    goboboyd  7 months ago

    “Most men live lives of quiet desperation”

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    mckeonfuneralhomebx  7 months ago

    If you wait long enough, your wife may show up..

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    Lightpainter Premium Member 7 months ago

    Calvin, I refer you to " Career Opportunities" by the Clash.

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