Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for June 26, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  5 months ago

    No stains on the side of the house?

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    codycab  5 months ago

    It actually takes 1.6 gallons of water to flush. True story.

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    Храм С.О.Д. (Templo S.U.D. ucraniano)  5 months ago

    Did Calvin make a sheet rope in order to get to the outside plants?

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    Sugar Bombs 95  5 months ago

    What kind of voice did you always picture Calvin’s monsters having?

    The slimy texture of the word bubbles always made me picture them having slimy voices.

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    eastern.woods.metal  5 months ago

    I’d have thought the plants were well fertilized

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    C  5 months ago

    Tinkle, tinkle little star

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    Bilan  5 months ago

    You may have lost some plants, but you kept a son.

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    SHIVA  5 months ago

    Dad, look up to his window; notice the discoloration, and bubbling and peeling paint!!!

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    Robin Harwood  5 months ago

    I didn’t know monsters were smart enough to think of such a cunning plan.

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    salakfarm Premium Member 5 months ago

    I don’t understand. The first synthetic fertilizer came from urea. Maybe Calvin’s overwatering them?

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    VegaAlopex  5 months ago

    Nonsense! Urine is great for plants because of the nitrogen.

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    Susan00100  5 months ago

    Mom and Dad are SO clueless!!

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    Calvinist1966  5 months ago

    The first Calvin and Hobbes strip that I read was a Monsters In The Bedroom strip back in November 1987.

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    sandpiper  5 months ago

    Would like to know the brand of paint that would stand up to something that will kill plants almost on contact.

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    jagedlo  5 months ago

    So Calvin has two moms…his regular mom and Necessity, the mother of invention!

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    Squoop  5 months ago

    The soil pH is now too low.

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    tony_n_jen2003  5 months ago

    Maybe this strip inspired the mud flaps.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Well, sometimes even nature doesn’t appreciate natural acts.

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    gantech  5 months ago

    No one else has said it yet, so I will…“EWWWWWW…..!”

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    rshive  5 months ago

    It’s true, Hobbes. They stop at nothing.

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    Redd Panda  5 months ago

    ‘’That smell? …. Musta been a tom cat.’’

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    Tetonbil Premium Member 5 months ago

    I bet that little whipper snapper can clear a 4 strand barbed wire fence with that shooter! Ah youth!

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  5 months ago

    How was Watterson able to get away with this one?

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    mindjob  5 months ago

    Did Hobbes give Calvin a boost so he could reach the window?

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    Jogger2  5 months ago

    Too much nitrogen fertilizer?

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    dbradway1  5 months ago

    Oh, I don’t know. My grass is greener where my dog pees.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 5 months ago

    I recall as a young child being embarrassed when I made a connection with where I, and others.. piddled against a brick wall and created a stain. T’was always a challenge to see how high you could go.

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    g04922  5 months ago

    LOL… typical little boy. Love Hobbes…

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    bloodykate  5 months ago

    I am LOLing!!

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    BiggerNate91  5 months ago

    Probably my favourite monster-under-the-bed strip.

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    Cozmik Cowboy  5 months ago

    As any country boy can tell you, if you can’t pee off the back porch, it’s not home.

    (Yes, I did so when living on the 3rd floor of an apartment building in Lakeview, the most densely populated neighborhood in Chicago (and no, it most certainly is not called “Wrigleyville”; there is no such place!!!)

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    johndifool  5 months ago

    He should threaten to pee on the monsters. That will shut them up quick.

    Risks of course his parents complaining about the funny smells coming from under his bed…

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    Jefano Premium Member 5 months ago

    Nice tribute to Calvin and Hobbes in today’s Liberty Meadows:

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    wiley207  5 months ago

    I remember in my high school senior English class, a couple of my classmates would make water dripping noises to try and get me (and maybe a couple others) to have to go to the restroom. It didn’t help that most of the school’s restrooms were extremely dirty and smelly, and could make me practically sick.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku  5 months ago

    Accurate moon phase for the early morning today!

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    Ammosexual Premium Member 5 months ago

    Calvins pee is so full of sugar from the cereal he eats the Hummingbirds will go after his deposit.

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    PaulLeckner  5 months ago

    Rain drops keep falling on my head!

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    GreggW Premium Member 5 months ago

    Recurrent psychosis can be a material as well as mental issue.

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    einarbt  5 months ago

    I would have thought that some plants would do very well.

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    jjbarefoot  5 months ago

    I can relate. I had to go downstairs in our old farmhouse to use the toilet. Much easier to “go” out the window, which did not have a screen. One day my mother noticed a brown spot in the grass. No punishment, just a good scolding. The grass soon recovered.

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    sleepycuopojoe Premium Member 5 months ago

    I just read an article about how farmers in some developing nations have started using human urine to fertilize so I guess Bill did not do his research ;)

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