February 07, 2019
January 17, 2018
Who gets the silver?
(My original comment back in 2012)
“Says the short/slow swimmer!”
let’s even see Hobbes do that with a real Olympic-sized pool
Now let’s see how fast he can do a relay!
Careful, Calvin… Hobbes could lap you up in zero seconds and then drink half the pool to get the snarky taste out of his mouth.
Are you sure about that, Calvin?
Hobbes wearing swim trunks?
Sure it is. Everything is a record the first time it happens.
All the while Hobbs is thinking……….
Short people got no reason
They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin’ great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet
Well, I don’t want no short people
Don’t want no short people
Short people are just the same
As you and I
(A fool such as I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It’s a wonderful world)
Short people got nobody
They got little baby legs
And they stand so low
You got to pick ’em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That got beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin’ peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They’re gonna get you every time
Would think stronger legs are more important than height in real races. At least that is what jockeys have told me.
It is a record 100 meter cat-paddle, which is not the same as doggy-paddle
Love, love, love them swim trunks
it’s not a lap- it’s a length. he’d have to turn for a lap
So that’s why swimmers have been getting taller. :)
Hobbes gets the gold trophy and Calvin gets a participation trophy.
Were the goggles necessary?
You could break your neck diving in a pool that shallow.
Hobbes in a bathing suit!!!!
Why would Hobbes need swimming trunks when he walks around wearing nothing?
cough Will Thomas cough
It would at least be fraction of a second
I would like to see Hobbes if the races involve turns!
LOL…. Hobbes is a trip (in Calvin’s mind).
This was me and my sister trying to swim in a paddling pool too small to swim in.
Michael Phelps called. He’s taking Calvin’s side on this one.
Now Hobbes has some fur in the swimming pool!
Love the exhilarating expression of Hobbes.
Make him swim around