Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 30, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  about 1 year ago

    Who gets the silver?

    (My original comment back in 2012)

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    codycab  about 1 year ago

    “Says the short/slow swimmer!”

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 1 year ago

    let’s even see Hobbes do that with a real Olympic-sized pool

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    Charles Barr Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Now let’s see how fast he can do a relay!

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    bluram  about 1 year ago
    It is according to the Worlds Records for Long Tall Striped Cats.
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    Dr. Quatermass  about 1 year ago

    Careful, Calvin… Hobbes could lap you up in zero seconds and then drink half the pool to get the snarky taste out of his mouth.

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    jagedlo  about 1 year ago

    Are you sure about that, Calvin?

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    Gen.Flashman  about 1 year ago

    Hobbes wearing swim trunks?

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Sure it is. Everything is a record the first time it happens.

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    Daltongang Premium Member about 1 year ago

    All the while Hobbs is thinking……….

    Short people got no reason

    Short people got no reason

    Short people got no reason

    To live

    They got little hands

    And little eyes

    And they walk around

    Tellin’ great big lies

    They got little noses

    And tiny little teeth

    They wear platform shoes

    On their nasty little feet

    Well, I don’t want no short people

    Don’t want no short people

    Don’t want no short people

    ’Round here

    Short people are just the same

    As you and I

    (A fool such as I)

    All men are brothers

    Until the day they die

    (It’s a wonderful world)

    Short people got nobody

    Short people got nobody

    Short people got nobody

    To love

    They got little baby legs

    And they stand so low

    You got to pick ’em up

    Just to say hello

    They got little cars

    That got beep, beep, beep

    They got little voices

    Goin’ peep, peep, peep

    They got grubby little fingers

    And dirty little minds

    They’re gonna get you every time

    Well, I don’t want no short people

    Don’t want no short people

    Don’t want no short people

    ’Round here

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    mckeonfuneralhomebx  about 1 year ago

    Would think stronger legs are more important than height in real races. At least that is what jockeys have told me.

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    mindjob  about 1 year ago

    It is a record 100 meter cat-paddle, which is not the same as doggy-paddle

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    SweetSinger  about 1 year ago

    Love, love, love them swim trunks

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    Wizard of Ahz-no relation  about 1 year ago

    it’s not a lap- it’s a length. he’d have to turn for a lap

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    mistercatworks  about 1 year ago

    So that’s why swimmers have been getting taller. :)

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    musicnut1986  about 1 year ago

    Hobbes gets the gold trophy and Calvin gets a participation trophy.

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    weatherford.joe Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Were the goggles necessary?

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    zarilla  about 1 year ago

    You could break your neck diving in a pool that shallow.

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    kathleenhicks62  about 1 year ago

    Hobbes in a bathing suit!!!!

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    the dorf  about 1 year ago

    Why would Hobbes need swimming trunks when he walks around wearing nothing?

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    chroniclecmx  about 1 year ago

    cough Will Thomas cough

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    hoffquotes2  about 1 year ago

    It would at least be fraction of a second

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    Realimaginary1 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I would like to see Hobbes if the races involve turns!

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    g04922  about 1 year ago

    LOL…. Hobbes is a trip (in Calvin’s mind).

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    leopardglily  about 1 year ago

    This was me and my sister trying to swim in a paddling pool too small to swim in.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  about 1 year ago

    Michael Phelps called. He’s taking Calvin’s side on this one.

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    edeloriea14  about 1 year ago

    Now Hobbes has some fur in the swimming pool!

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    hagarthehorrible  about 1 year ago

    Love the exhilarating expression of Hobbes.

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Make him swim around

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