Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 07, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  over 1 year ago

    Just in case you have to jump out of a plane near Billings.

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    codycab  over 1 year ago

    The same motto that would later become a song to a beloved Disney movie.

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    Panufo  over 1 year ago

    We here in MT would welcome Calvin. At least for a few minutes.

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    leopardglily  over 1 year ago

    I need that kit.

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    Imagine  over 1 year ago

    I’m sure those kits would sell like hotcakes. Especially in Montana.

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    C  over 1 year ago

    Mary Poppins, you’re not

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    sirbadger  over 1 year ago

    If he has a wrench and that other stuff, they won’t let him near the water fountain.

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    Clone Arranger  over 1 year ago

    Calvin invented the Everyday Carry.

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    Wise-Cracking Amelia  over 1 year ago

    An umbrella would more be a rocket for you, Calvin. Especially on windy days.

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    SHIVA  over 1 year ago

    Yeah, show us how that works!!!

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Ready to go!

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    rentier  over 1 year ago

    The umbrella will not be good very much as parachute!

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    whahoppened  over 1 year ago

    The umbrella doubles as a parachute for you maybe…

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    Farside99  over 1 year ago

    Dang!!! I have to upgrade my backpack!

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    jvo  over 1 year ago

    I have a really big 32 rib golf umbrella, you need to hang on to something in gusts.

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    Susan00100  over 1 year ago

    So—he’s prepared in case he’s attacked by bugs from Montana!!

    He can “wrench” their heads off while reading his comics to them sitting on the rock!!

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    Pgalden1 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I often wondered what little guys thought essential for their daypacks.

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    DaveG1960  over 1 year ago

    Q would be proud, or even better, Data from the Goonies…….

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    The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago

    He must have really did it this time!

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    Ermine Notyours  over 1 year ago

    I hope he’s insured by Traveler’s.

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    Purple People Eater  over 1 year ago

    The let Calvin into the Boy Scouts?

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    !!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member over 1 year ago

    An umbrella is good as a parachute, if you’re as light as a stuffed toy. /looks about/ Hmmm… If you see any, use them for testing my theory.

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    shawnc1959  over 1 year ago

    Somehow, I still don’t think that Calvin and the Boy Scouts are a fit for each other.

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    Most kids wouldn’t think of half the “stuff” to be prepared! Calvin gets his organizational motto from some place……Boy Scouts, perhaps?

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    FamilyGal  over 1 year ago

    This must be what my husband was like as a child.

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    mgraves  over 1 year ago

    That is called a “go bag”. Not exactly what I’ve got in mine, but to each his own.

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    jagedlo  over 1 year ago

    So today, Calvin would be one of those preppers that everyone talks about?

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    Skippy the Magnificent  over 1 year ago

    Better to have and not need……….

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    pheets  over 1 year ago

    Better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it. Lesson best learned while young.

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    'IndyMan'  over 1 year ago

    I do envy Calvin’s imagination ! ! ! 1

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    david_42  over 1 year ago

    A good solid umbrella can also double as a cane.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Just what every survivalist needs. A map of Montana. Oddly enough, Montanans don’t like survivalists.

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    Daltongang Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Well Calvin, you would make a wonderful Girl Scout. Remember their motto is “Be Prepared.”

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    artegal  over 1 year ago

    These days, Calvin has an underground bunker with 25 year’s worth of freeze dried foot, a safe full of guns, and tons of ammunition.

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    Redd Panda  over 1 year ago

    Forgot the Swiss Army knife.

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    Tallguy  over 1 year ago

    “Look at (his) sweater vest, it looks so fly!”- Milo Murphy’s Law

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    gantech  over 1 year ago

    That map of Montana will come in real handy in Michigan.

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    Lecherous  over 1 year ago

    Calvin, if you even think of coming to New Jersey, you will find traffic cones in your driveway.

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    g04922  over 1 year ago

    Semper Fi, Calvin !

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    goboboyd  over 1 year ago

    And a dime to make an emergency call on a public pay phone. (Later a quarter)

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    txmystic  over 1 year ago

    a rock? Was he trick-or-treating with Charlie Brown?

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    mfrasca  over 1 year ago

    Don’t panic, but where is your towel?

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  over 1 year ago

    I was going to mention emergency rations, but maybe the book on bugs will tell him which ones are safe to eat.

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    mistercatworks  over 1 year ago

    Honestly, I was heavily influenced by Felix the Cat as a child. I don’t go anywhere without a fanny pack containing many small, but potential useful items. It’s tricky to be all-inclusive. I once found myself with three kinds of pens and nothing to write on. :)

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    royq27  over 1 year ago

    You should see the trunk of my car…

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    stamps  over 1 year ago

    And that’s just for history class.

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    becida  over 1 year ago

    He’s got it covered…..

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    curtlyon19  over 1 year ago

    i packed (to run away from home when about 5) similar items, mostly underwear as I recall

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    KEA  over 1 year ago

    Needs a roll of duct tape and a can of WD-40 and he’d be set for any contingency

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    mindjob  over 1 year ago

    Don’t pack a map of Alaska. That place is so big, when you get there, the map will be useless

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    Algolei I  over 1 year ago

    No towel???

    He’s not prepared.

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    Holden Awn  over 1 year ago

    The umbella, a black outfit with balaclava, and a backpack to carry it all in will be de rigueur for your ‘mostly-peaceful’ protests.

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    wiley207  over 1 year ago

    Nowadays, a Smartphone would be essential for such a kit!

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    dennis.pimple  over 1 year ago

    Swiss Army backpack

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    John Jorgensen  over 1 year ago

    I’m trying to imagine an adventure where that’s exactly what he would need. I hope Watterson intends to oblige us.

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    pixiekitten Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Montana is halfway to the Yukon, just in case.

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    CitizenKing  over 1 year ago

    To paraphrase a certain credit card ad, “What’s in your bug out bag?”

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Never thought of Calvin as a Vietnam vet… till now.

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    JoeMartinFan Premium Member over 1 year ago

    MacGyver as a kid?

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    Angry Indeed  over 1 year ago

    I present to you, Calvin, the New Age Mary Poppins. ;-p

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  over 1 year ago

    I once attended a preparedness seminar. This doesn’t look much like any emergency kit we were taught about.

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    HisTyness  over 1 year ago

    But not a GOOD parachute

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    Realimaginary1 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    What?!! No Swiss Army Knife?!!!!

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    hagarthehorrible  over 1 year ago

    Calvin you are ready to look into the worlds face, alright.

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    MoeyTehr  over 1 year ago

    You forgot your towel, Calvin!

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