I laughed out loud at this one when I first read it and I passed it over to my brother-in-law who told me he didn’t get it. You have to know Calvin for a joke like this one to work.
Yeah, that’s just a disappointing as the tattoo on the edge of my right palm that doesn’t say F—- You. I didn’t get in in the Corps while I was in Honolulu one night. ..and again, in Oceanside a few times.
My dad would “cut” my hair, but never could get things even, so he’d wind up buzz cutting my hair. By the time he gave up and peeled my head, the clippers were so hot they would burn you. I started asking him to simply buzz cut my hair instead of trying to give me a flattop. The whole process went a whole lot faster and with less trauma for both of us. Nowadays, I don’t have to be concerned about my hair as I’m bald.
BE THIS GUY 7 months ago
I hope Charlie already didn’t spend that nickel.
dadthedawg 7 months ago
Hair today, and gone tomorrow…..
codycab 7 months ago
No satisfaction for Calvin, guaranteed.
boniface22 7 months ago
The difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut is usually about three weeks.
Sugar Bombs 95 7 months ago
When I first read this comic as a kid, I assumed Calvin was talking to Rosalyn’s boyfriend.
It’d be a neat twist if it turned out Rosalyn’s boyfriend was Calvin’s barber.
Robin Harwood 7 months ago
Can’t trust anyone, Calvin.
C 7 months ago
You can’t trust anyone anymore
Wise-Cracking Amelia 7 months ago
Calvin is HILARIOUS ^^
in.amongst 7 months ago
Everyone reached the tipping point. Good on you Calvin.
Mr. Jan Gerhardsen Guldvog 7 months ago
Let’s build – some – Character ;) :D o_O …
leopardglily 7 months ago
His head is too small for that. It’d never fit entirely.
sandpiper 7 months ago
Cal’s brain and his mom lead interesting lives.
orinoco womble 7 months ago
This was not the comic I needed to see just before getting my own hair cut. LOL
rshive 7 months ago
Wishful thinking, Calvin. Mom pays more.
The Reader Premium Member 7 months ago
Read the back of your head, kid, NO REFUNDS!
Calvinist1966 7 months ago
I laughed out loud at this one when I first read it and I passed it over to my brother-in-law who told me he didn’t get it. You have to know Calvin for a joke like this one to work.
Ermine Notyours 7 months ago
Calvin better get his money back. He needs it for the tattoo parlor next door.
ACK! Premium Member 7 months ago
Wonder how many barbershops have this one posted on their wall.
Doug Taylor Premium Member 7 months ago
…and in a few months it’ll grow back and you’ll still be ugly!
jagedlo 7 months ago
“Charlie”? As in maybe Charlie Brown’s dad?
Count Olaf Premium Member 7 months ago
Next haircut Calvin is going to have a large eyeball shaved into the back of his head.
A Hip loving Canadian... 7 months ago
Shave and a hair cut two bits.
Zebrastripes 7 months ago
Go away, Kid! Your mother would have killed me….
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 7 months ago
Yeah, that’s just a disappointing as the tattoo on the edge of my right palm that doesn’t say F—- You. I didn’t get in in the Corps while I was in Honolulu one night. ..and again, in Oceanside a few times.
Redd Panda 7 months ago
Give the rugrat a reverse Mohawk.
EnlilEnkiEa 7 months ago
Does he have enough head for that?
bloodykate 7 months ago
LOL!
g04922 7 months ago
Maybe Susie is the barber’s daughter ;-)
Just-me 7 months ago
My dad would “cut” my hair, but never could get things even, so he’d wind up buzz cutting my hair. By the time he gave up and peeled my head, the clippers were so hot they would burn you. I started asking him to simply buzz cut my hair instead of trying to give me a flattop. The whole process went a whole lot faster and with less trauma for both of us. Nowadays, I don’t have to be concerned about my hair as I’m bald.
The Wolf In Your Midst 7 months ago
Well, if truth-in-advertising laws actually worked….
John Jorgensen 7 months ago
That’s way too long a message to shave into your hair.
mckeonfuneralhomebx 7 months ago
She holds his hand walking down the sidewalk, but he is allowed to cross the street by himself?
mistercatworks 7 months ago
Like the people who request Chinese characters as tattoos without understanding what they mean.
Otis Rufus Driftwood 7 months ago
Mom will likely pay closer attention to Calvin’s haircuts from now on.
FicklePickle 7 months ago
Poor Calvin, he seriously needs to see a shrink.
BiggerNate91 7 months ago
The haircut doesn’t even look that good itself anyway.
Stephen Gilberg 7 months ago
And he couldn’t tell from feeling or how long it took.
christelisbetty 7 months ago
Nothing would show on your towhead Calvin.
**Guardians of the galaxy huge fan + star-lord pc 7 months ago
No they did not shave that on the back of your head
wiley207 7 months ago
I dunno, Calvin’s hair does make him look more like a “Charlie”…
StevePappas 7 months ago
When I was a teen the barber would hand me back a $1 and tell me to go buy myself a cigar. I would go buy a comic book.
Baucuva 7 months ago
Lol. Pretty sure Mom would be handling the finances here.
Judy Hendrickson [Unnamed Reader - 852856] 7 months ago
Serve the kid right if the barber was rosilands boyfriend!!!
hagarthehorrible 7 months ago
The whole episode is thrilling. Where did Bill get these ideas from. He must be having traits of Calvin.