Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for January 31, 2023

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    BE THIS GUY  4 months ago

    So, no Christmas bonus for Mom this year?

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    dadthedawg  4 months ago

    And that’s how allowances are born…..

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    Templo S.U.D.  4 months ago

    What work were you hoping to do, Calvin? Just lounge in front of the TV?

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    codycab  4 months ago

    You hardly work at school as it is, Calvin.

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    SHIVA  4 months ago

    And no back talk (or thoughts) either!!!

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    dave1960  4 months ago

    Entitled lil charmer ain’t he?

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    sandpiper  4 months ago

    All that angst in a small bottle. Look out, Mom.

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    hariseldon59  4 months ago

    He wouldn’t have to go to the trouble to pick it up had he not thrown it down there in the first place.

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    AlondraRachellaLabute  4 months ago

    It’s YOUR coat Calvin!

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    sirbadger  4 months ago

    Is there a special place for coats that are wet?

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    M2MM  4 months ago

    I would have gotten a good swat, had I said that in my mother’s hearing.

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    jagedlo  4 months ago

    In some places, you would be in trouble for that look, Calvin!

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    Wren Fahel  4 months ago

    When my older daughter was in kindergarten, I would walk to pick her up after school. A lot of kids ran to their mothers & handed the mothers their backpacks. My daughter went to hand me her backpack & I said, “I am NOT your pack mule.”

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    ctb11365  4 months ago

    at least he’s smart enough to not voice it out loud.

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    mckeonfuneralhomebx  4 months ago

    It builds……come on you know!

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    Zebrastripes  4 months ago

    Kids! Ya gotta love them….

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    rshive  4 months ago

    You’re probably not, Calvin. But it’ll find you soon enough.

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    pixiekitten Premium Member 4 months ago

    Mood for most of my childhood

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    gantech  4 months ago

    So many things I never said out loud, growing up…

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    bigcatbusiness  4 months ago

    It’s either her or you Calvin. Who do you think will win all the time?

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    hk Premium Member 4 months ago

    What a little snot!

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    mindjob  4 months ago

    He must have had a rough day. Getting beaten up by Moe and laughed at by Susie will do that to you.

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    FicklePickle  4 months ago

    The sooner Calvin’s mom realizes he is the center of the universe, the happier everyone will be

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    g04922  4 months ago

    Hope Mom makes something green and mushy for dinner, too – just for Calvin…

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    T...  4 months ago

    If you didn’t drop it, no extra work…

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    KEA  4 months ago

    Well, C isn’t looking for any work I suppose

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    Daltongang Premium Member 4 months ago

    You am if mom hears your snarky comment.

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    WCraft Premium Member 4 months ago

    Best kid comeback ever!

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    Bilan  4 months ago

    It makes perfect sense to a kid. Leave the coat by the door and pick it up there the next time you go out.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  4 months ago

    One mean littler kid.

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    HodgeElmwood  4 months ago

    It’s not extra for you, Calvin. You don’t do any work to begin with!

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    Slatsmagee I  4 months ago

    Boy, would I ever get that grin wiped off my face if I ever glared at Mom like that…

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    djtenltd  4 months ago

    I’ll bet if Calvin had to clean a third of the house, he wouldn’t be saying that!

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    mistercatworks  4 months ago

    But Calvin is closer to the floor and all that implies.

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