Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 03, 2023

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    BE THIS GUY  4 months ago

    I don’t see a future in sales for Calvin.

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    codycab  4 months ago

    Correction: No one wants to trade with a kid with a screwed up mind.

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    C  4 months ago

    How to win friends and influence people

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member 4 months ago

    Well I got baloney, mayo on white bread EVERY DAY. Except on Friday when I goypt Kraft American, mayo on white. Every. Single. Day.

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    in.amongst  4 months ago

    Innocent well-meaning moms getting a bad rap because of their weirdo kids.

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    ekke  4 months ago

    Knowing Calvin, I’d think he’d consider all those to be good points! I mean, inky brine, pickle pulp, golly gee!

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    sirbadger  4 months ago

    When he grows up, Calvin might get a job at a weight-loss clinic.

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    eced52  4 months ago

    You know mom did not put any of that in there, except maybe the pickles

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    Cornelius Robinson Premium Member 4 months ago

    Yes, she did. Except for the pickles.

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    Erse IS better  4 months ago

    This one’s about 30 years old. Notice how Suzie’s face isn’t quite as developed as later.

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    The Reader Premium Member 4 months ago

    No squid jigging in the lunchroom!

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    Algolei I  4 months ago

    My mother used to give me peanut butter sandwiches. This was in the olden days, before they were banned from schools.

    A girl from a German family would trade her sausage sandwiches for my peanut butter sandwiches, because that’s what her mother gave her every day and she would get very very tired of them. I never found out what kind of sausage it was or where to get it, but they were delicious.

    Another guy got head cheese sandwiches a lot. I traded with him once. Once. (Head cheese is a meat jelly made from the head meats of pigs [or other animals] — and back when I was in school that could include the brain.)

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    'IndyMan'  4 months ago

    What surprises me? Susie allowing Calvin that close to her ! ! ! !

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    jagedlo  4 months ago

    Interesting facial expression on Susie’s face there in the third panel!

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    Pocosdad  4 months ago

    All I want for supper is greasy, grimy gopher guts….

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    Zebrastripes  4 months ago

    Who makes a calamari sandwich for a kids lunch? WHO?

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    Just-me  4 months ago

    I almost snorted inky brine, I mean coffee, out of my nose with this one…

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    Redd Panda  4 months ago

    And a thermos of warm bug juice …. ahh, memories of youth.

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    drds2  4 months ago

    Mine were always healthy – marmite and walnuts, scrambled egg, lettuce and cheese etc always on wholemeal. Must have been good for me, but just sometimes, I longed for raspberry jam on white … No-one would trade with me either!

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    smsrt  4 months ago

    I love this kid. I would have SO hung with him.

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    Diat60  4 months ago

    My mother-in-law made me a date sandwich to take to work. Odd. Chopped up dates do not do well between slices of bread.

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    sandpiper  4 months ago

    Cal, as a former ad rep, I think I can safely say your sales pitch su . . . er . . . uh . . . ah . . . needs a lot of work.

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    g04922  4 months ago

    LOL… Calvin LOVES to torment and gross out Susie. That means he actually likes her.

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    goboboyd  4 months ago

    Try some jelly with your Squid. Perhaps Squid jerky and jelly.

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    Calvins Brother  4 months ago

    Calvin’s future as a Food Critic.

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    mindjob  4 months ago

    His sandwich sounds like a stage prop in a horror movie

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    ElJorro  4 months ago

    Susie’s face in the third panel always made me laugh.

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    doctorwho29  4 months ago

    Suzie needs to stop sitting near him. If he sits near her, she needs to move

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    wiley207  4 months ago

    Great disgusted face from Susie in the third panel!

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    bigcatbusiness  4 months ago

    Oh wow! I must try this tactic the next time someone tries to steal my food!

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    mistercatworks  4 months ago

    Don’t oversell it.

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    viniragu  4 months ago

    Yeah Calvin, try olive loaf!!!!

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  4 months ago

    I don’t believe Calvin’s Mom made him a Squid and pickle sandwich.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  4 months ago

    You figure Susie is smarter than that .

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    pamela welch Premium Member 4 months ago

    That look on Susie’s face — OMG so funny

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    GreggW Premium Member 4 months ago

    Sounds like something that would be popular in Japan. ;-)

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