Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 14, 2023

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    BE THIS GUY  over 1 year ago

    And Calvin is still batting .000

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    The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover  over 1 year ago

    I don’t want to go home.

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    codycab  over 1 year ago

    Did Calvin also not want to enjoy lunch and recess?

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 1 year ago

    On the plus side, Hobbes didn’t pounce on Calvin coming home.

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    SHIVA  over 1 year ago

    He foretells his own future!!!

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    salakfarm Premium Member over 1 year ago

    But that was only eight innings.

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    flagmichael  over 1 year ago

    Happiness comes from wanting what we get.

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    Prescott_Philosopher   over 1 year ago

    “Other than that, Mrs Lincoln, how did you like the play?”

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    Bilan  over 1 year ago

    Even at my age, I still say those first three things every weekday.

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    baraktorvan  over 1 year ago

    He will know how a working person feels like.

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    Baarorso  over 1 year ago

    I’m with Calvin. I’m GLAD my days as a public school boot licker are LONG past me!

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    in.amongst  over 1 year ago

    Good news, Calvin! We get to do it tomorrow all over again …. and again… for the rest of our lives!

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    M2MM  over 1 year ago

    I remember feeling this way at times during elementary school. It depended on my teacher’s attitude and how boring or interesting the topic was. Strangely enough, my mother could sympathize, as she hated school as a child.

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    Ermine Notyours  over 1 year ago

    “Just don’t tell me that you love me, because I don’ wanna know.”

    Broadway musicals start with an “I want” song, but this is an “I don’t want” song, by REO Speedwagon.

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    Ermine Notyours  over 1 year ago

    I don’t wanna grow up, I’m a Toys ‘r’ Us Kid…

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    pathfinder  over 1 year ago

    From Peter Pan (I think:) “I’ll NEVER grow up, NEVER grow up, NEVER grow up!”

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    haakonrogeberg8  over 1 year ago


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    jagedlo  over 1 year ago

    And just before bedtime: “I don’t want to go to sleep!”

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    …as he lies through his teeth! ☺️

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    miztrniceguy  over 1 year ago

    Is it just me, or is being a butthead to everyone and refusing to bring up today’s strip of each comic directly and making us see yesterday first and using the > to get to today. Clicks count must be down. I wonder why.

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    rmercer Premium Member over 1 year ago

    AsThe World, I don’t recall ASKING you what you wanted….

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    ajr58(1)  over 1 year ago

    30 years later, same song, different verse.

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    dflak  over 1 year ago

    Misery loves company and some people love it back.

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    The Fly Hunter  over 1 year ago

    I won’t grow upI don’t wanna go to schoolJust to learn to be a puppetAnd recite a silly rule

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    Michael Helwig  over 1 year ago

    Calvin plays Calvinball. How would he know what a no hitter is?

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    sandpiper  over 1 year ago

    Know the feeling, Cal. Hang in there. It will change.

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    guenette.charlie(BozoKnows)  over 1 year ago

    Does he even want to bang on his drum all day?

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    g04922  over 1 year ago

    Aww…. Calvin needs Hobbes about not.

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    kathleenhicks62  over 1 year ago

    I have that mood once in awhile, but go forward with reluctance.

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    johndifool  over 1 year ago

    But did you also get undressed on the pitcher’s mound by the scorched line drive?

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    The Pro from Dover  over 1 year ago

    No runs no drips no errors

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    mistercatworks  over 1 year ago

    At an early age I learned the secret of nurturing enthusiasm. When presented with an unwelcome task I would ask myself, “how would I go about this if I liked to do it and needed to get it done quickly?”. Often, the “fake enthusiasm” would get me into the interesting part of the lesson and I would do independent study on it.

    My mother encouraged this kind of thinking with a rule that depended on my love of reading. For every five fiction books (pirates, space aliens, Hardy boys) I had to read three non-fiction books. THAT is how I got most of my education. Schools just provide a basic framework for learning.

    Today, I don’t see how parents could regulate reading in that manner. Sad, in a way.

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    BiggerNate91  over 1 year ago

    This is my younger sister every day.

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    Eggmanthegreat  over 1 year ago

    me at school be like

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    wiley207  over 1 year ago

    It’s like a follow-up to that strip from three months ago with Calvin’s day about “up,” except by the end of the day he’s certainly not looking up! In that last panel, that’s pretty much what it’s like coming home from work and not making a single green traffic light, having to stop at all red lights…

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    ArcticFox Premium Member over 1 year ago

    He’s just not a wanna-be.

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    johnjoyce  over 1 year ago

    I don’t want to get up. I don’t want to get dressed. I don’t want to get in the carpool. I don’t want to go to work. I don’t want to listen to the boss. I don’t want to work. I don’t want any performance reviews. I don’t want to take work home with me.

    Good practice for when you are an adult, Calvin.

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    leopardglily  over 1 year ago

    This. This was the day I had today. Somehow it’s a lot funnier in comic form.

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    Earnestly Frank  over 1 year ago

    But yet he still made it safe at home!

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