Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 06, 2023

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    BE THIS GUY  about 1 year ago

    Calvin is going to have a lot of trouble dating.

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    codycab  about 1 year ago

    You’d think Calvin would be used to all of that by now.

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 1 year ago

    how egotistical of you, Calvin

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    Kymberleigh  about 1 year ago

    Isn’t there a certain ex-President, recently indicted, who has practically the same philosophy?

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    Scorpio Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Not a lot of self-awareness going on here.

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    rklynch  about 1 year ago

    I hate the wind too. Especially when it’s blowing in my face. Burns my eyes, makes them water something fierce to the point where I just can’t see a darn thing. Never good when you’re walking anywhere, i tell you….

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    DaveG1960  about 1 year ago

    How rude of everyone to dare to talk about anything other than you. You are after all the centre of the universe…….

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    Macushlalondra  about 1 year ago

    Calvin is in training to be a narcissist.

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    M2MM  about 1 year ago

    I have relatives that are just like that. :P

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    Bilan  about 1 year ago

    Answer: No.

    Question: Does Calvin even listen to himself?

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    MayCauseBurns  about 1 year ago

    Self-aware much?

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    Dr. Quatermass  about 1 year ago
    I used to say “I hate my life” to my girlfriend (who is now my wife). She used to snarkily say, “Well, there’s an alternative.” One beautiful kind compassionate intelligent daughter later… I have nothing to say.
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    Judy Hendrickson [Unnamed Reader - 852856]  about 1 year ago

    Face it Calvin you want to be the center of attention!!!

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    jagedlo  about 1 year ago

    At least he’s only looking at you, Calvin…there are more dangerous things that Hobbes can do to you!

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    Wren Fahel  about 1 year ago

    ♫ I wanna talk about me, I wanna talk about I, I wanna talk about #1, oh my me my, what I think, what I like, what I know, what I want, what I see…I like talking about you, you, you, you, usually, but occasionally, I wanna talk about me… ♫ – Toby Keith

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    Troglodyte  about 1 year ago

    The way Calvin bugs people, it’s no wonder how they look at him!

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    Zebrastripes  about 1 year ago

    What an ornery kid!

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    sandpiper  about 1 year ago

    Cal would make a typical candidate when he became an adult. There are many models to choose from, including Buttercup, otherwise known as The Mouth of The South.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member about 1 year ago

    If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible – James Whistler

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    Just-me  about 1 year ago

    Yeah, it was blowing up to 82 mph a few days ago. a whole bunch of folks lost roof shingles. Fortunately, we didn’t.

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    Will_Scarlet  about 1 year ago

    There’s wind, and then there are blowhards.

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    mfrasca  about 1 year ago

    In a year or two Calvin will develop a sense of irony and self-introspection.

    Most—but not all—people do

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    chuckcork1  about 1 year ago

    Most of us stop being 7 year olds, or acting like them (eventually).

    Trump has never gotten past this stage, and his followers are applauding him for it.

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    rshive  about 1 year ago

    There’s a certain order to the world. And Calvin knows exactly what it should be.

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    BiggerNate91  about 1 year ago

    Calvin just went off so suddenly. Bad day much?

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    sammy19young1989  about 1 year ago

    First time writing, so glad i found others who enjoy Calvin and Hobbes (the way I read it :) Calvin sums up the transformation rom child to adult so very well. Such a great work.

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  about 1 year ago

    Some people don’t hold conversations so much as they impatiently wait for their turn to talk more.

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    gantech  about 1 year ago

    Does Calvin have orange hair? Just wonderin’…

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    g04922  about 1 year ago

    Gotta love Hobbes… He does try to keep Calvin in check.

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    Robert4170  about 1 year ago

    Watterson often had a misanthropic attitude, showing the negative aspects of human nature.

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    sobrown51  about 1 year ago

    … and yet ironically, Dale Carnegie in “How to win friends and influence people” stated that one way was to get other people to talk about themselves.

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    wiley207  about 1 year ago

    I know what that’s like, when my mom gives me a piercing bug-eyed look.

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    hagarthehorrible  about 1 year ago

    Bug-eyed Hobbes is kinda cute.

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    minty_Joe  about 1 year ago

    Don’t you just hate it when people try and up the ante during conversation? You hate it too?? I hate it worse than you do!!

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    liberalnlovinit  about 1 year ago

    I looked bug-eyed at TFG a lot…

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    djtenltd  about 1 year ago

    Where’s Moe around when Calvin needs him?

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    Meowise  about 1 year ago

    Good to know you won’t be having a wife or even girlfriend.

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    lalapalooza Premium Member about 1 year ago

    hahaha speaking of growing kids… Jeremy has just joined a support group for coping with dorky parents.

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    aikidoshi  about 1 year ago

    When it’s windy go fly a kite!

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  about 1 year ago

    Get used to it, Calvin.

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  41. Cathy aack Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Seems that Hobbes might agree with you, Calvin.

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    GreggW Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Dissociative identity disorder AND narcissism.

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