Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 07, 2023

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    dadthedawg  about 1 year ago

    I think Calvin has to mix a woodchuck in here somewhere…..

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    codycab  about 1 year ago

    Parody of that woodchuck question?

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    BE THIS GUY  about 1 year ago

    Uncrumple that, Calvin! It’s good!

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    salakfarm Premium Member about 1 year ago

    They’d hoard as much board as a Mongol could, if a Mongol got too bored.

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    Robin Harwood  about 1 year ago

    Better spelling than most of the internet.

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    Erse IS better  about 1 year ago

    What happens when the cartoonist gets writer’s block?

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    SHIVA  about 1 year ago

    Why don’t you go clean your room, instead???

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    JudasPeckerwood  about 1 year ago

    How many hordes of boards would a bored Calvin hoard is the question.

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    snsurone76  about 1 year ago

    Is Hagar the Horrible a Mongol? He sure eats enough “board”!!

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    jvo  about 1 year ago

    The answer …… is blowing in the wind..

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    rklynch  about 1 year ago

    Genghis Khan wouldn’t let them get bored. That’s the simple answer to that riddle.

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    Purple People Eater  about 1 year ago

    How many sheets could a sheet-slitter slit if a sheet-slitter could slit sheets?

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    bigger Nate  about 1 year ago

    How much ground could a ground hog grind if a groundhog could grind ground

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    MayCauseBurns  about 1 year ago

    Check your bread for fungus.

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    minty_Joe  about 1 year ago

    The Leith police dismisseth us,

    I’m thankful, sir, to say;

    The Leith police dismisseth us,

    They thought we sought to stay.

    The Leith police dismisseth us,

    We both sighed sighs apiece;

    And the sigh that we sighed as we said goodbye

    Was the size of the Leith police.

    If you can’t say it, you’re drunk.

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    Zebrastripes  about 1 year ago

    LOL! Funny!

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    Count Olaf Premium Member about 1 year ago

    That was actually pretty good, Calvin.

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    The Orange Mailman  about 1 year ago

    There is another homonym of hoard/horde beginning with a W, understandably left out.

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    micromos  about 1 year ago

    How much could a liberal mess up If a liberal could mess up . . . .

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    jagedlo  about 1 year ago

    Not totally relevant to what Calvin was doing; but I remember having a typing teacher that did not like for people to crumple up their paper into balls, but preferred for us to fold it and put it into the trash that way!

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    tremaine53  about 1 year ago

    Now do a haiku version of it, Calvin.

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    fjc007  about 1 year ago

    Apparently Watterson was bored that day! Even though, it captures Calvin’s persona.

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    dwdl21  about 1 year ago

    That’s actually pretty good…LOL

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    miztrniceguy  about 1 year ago

    How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob, if Rob Lowe did rob Lowe’s?

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    More Coffee Please! Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I like it!

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    figuratively speaking  about 1 year ago

    42. The answer is always 42.

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    Redd Panda  about 1 year ago

    A man a plan a canal panama.

    Okay, your turn….

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    MichiganMitten  about 1 year ago

    Not many trees out where the Mongols were, anyway.

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    belgarathmth  about 1 year ago

    For the Horde!

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    rshive  about 1 year ago

    Stick to the woodchucks, Calvin.

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    sonnygreen  about 1 year ago

    I’m very disappointed. Hope you’re feeling better soon.

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    gantech  about 1 year ago

    I’d tell him the answer, but I’m too busy selling seashells by the seashore, while picking a peck of pickled peppers.

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    g04922  about 1 year ago

    LOL…. good one.

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  about 1 year ago

    How many goons would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck goons?

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    mistercatworks  about 1 year ago

    None. Mongol hoards might hoards gourds but never boards. If the hoards got bored, they could invade the fjords. :)

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    Steverino Premium Member about 1 year ago

    How much wood could a wood truck truck if a wood truck could truck wood?

    But we know it can.

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    ladykat  about 1 year ago

    Not bad, Calvin.

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    MattDingleberry  about 1 year ago

    That was actually pretty good!

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    KEA  about 1 year ago

    can’t understand why he trashed it

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    Bruce388  about 1 year ago

    Calvin has homonyms down cold.

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    Earnestly Frank  about 1 year ago

    How many cans can a canner can if a canner can can cans?

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    John Jorgensen  about 1 year ago

    It’s an amusing wordplay

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    hagarthehorrible  about 1 year ago

    Cryptic writer in the making.

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    BiggerNate91  about 1 year ago

    So simple, yet still a highlight.

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    eced52  about 1 year ago

    That Mongol got bored quite easily.

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    willie_mctell  about 1 year ago

    He should have kept that one. In 6th grade I wrote the best poem of my career. “Vernon the vulture lived in the wood. Although mother told him he’d never be good. He ate live rabbits, live snakes, and live snails. Instead of head first he swallowed their tails.” Nothing nearly as good has crossed my mind since.

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    kcj  about 1 year ago

    Calvin self-censors after reading AP styleguide which recommends avoiding general and often dehumanizing ‘the’ labels such as the French or the Mongols.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  about 1 year ago

    In case you ever wondered what the first drafts of tongue twisters were like.

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    icmodivah  about 1 year ago

    I thought it was good

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    Zeroes  about 1 year ago

    That probably would have been a little of a weird thing to even be a tongue twister, don’t you think?

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