Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 12, 2023

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    BE THIS GUY  11 months ago

    Evolution or no evolution, Hobbes will always be the superior being.

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    The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover  11 months ago

    Clearly evolution is real if stuffed tigers can talk.

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    codycab  11 months ago

    I learned about evolving because of Pokemon.

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    David_the_CAD  11 months ago

    I do, monkeys seem to be a lot smarter. At least smarter than a lot of people that I have to deal with.

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    JudasPeckerwood  11 months ago

    You walked right into that one, monkey-boy.

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    californiamonty  11 months ago

    Common misconception. The Theory of Evolution does not postulate humans evolved from monkeys. The Theory is that we have a common ancestor.

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    ArcticFox Premium Member 11 months ago

    Monkey see, monkey do???

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    orinoco womble  11 months ago

    The concept of evolution in America is completely different from that espoused by scientists in the rest of the world. I worked closely with a group of European botanists for several years, and they had to explain a lot of things to me.

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    snsurone76  11 months ago

    Hobbes is a direct descendent of the saber-toothed tiger.

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    Dr. Quatermass  11 months ago

    Get your stinking paws off me, you d@mned dirty tiger!

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    Knuckleheads  Premium Member 11 months ago

    Neither do I Hobbes, neither do I.

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    Robin Harwood  11 months ago

    Burn!

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    alcors3  11 months ago

    Monkeys deny any relationship to humans. Apes didn’t mess up this planet.

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    M2MM  11 months ago

    Great dig, Hobbes. :D

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    Just-me  11 months ago

    Why give monkeys a bad rap? Next thing you know there’ll be a band…oh wait…that already happened.

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    Redd Panda  11 months ago

    humans are just minkees in trousers.

    chimpanzee minkees

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    dflak  11 months ago

    I believe in devolution. There is a reason a troop of baboons are called a congress.

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    A Hip loving Canadian...  11 months ago

    Hey Calvin, you smell like a monkey… and look you like one too.

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    Snolep  11 months ago

    Evolution can’t be true because apes still exist, per Herschel Walker.

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    phredturner  11 months ago

    Hmmm,,,,to a tiger, monkees might taste a bit more gameier

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    dwdl21  11 months ago

    Humans did not evolve from monkeys…lol

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 11 months ago

    Come on Hobbes. The lack of a tail speaks volumes of evolution. At least as far as tails go. Everything else? …meh

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    rshive  11 months ago

    They both taste pretty good when properly cooked.

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    chroniclecmx  11 months ago

    The fact that this is insulting shows there is a distinct difference between humans and animals. We have something they don’t, the image of God, and to be compared to them is degrading.

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    sandpiper  11 months ago

    To a tiger, food is food. The species doesn’t matter – only the taste

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    Meowise  11 months ago

    How did Hobbes evolve from Stuffed Tiger to Talking Tiger?!?

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    yvesley  11 months ago

    Try to avoid problems in geometry.

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    ElwoodP  11 months ago

    Love the Stones. Fred and Barney.

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    mistercatworks  11 months ago

    I’m pretty sure that only the people who interpret Darwinism as h. sapiens evolving from monkeys evolved from monkeys. :)

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    StevePappas  11 months ago

    Amusing.

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    Calvins Brother  11 months ago

    HEY, I resemble that statement!!!

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    I'm Sad  11 months ago

    I agree with the comic strip version because after all, comic strips are supposed to make us forget our day to day woes and make us laugh whether true or not. One of my teachers told me he didn’t believe in evolution because he said to look at all the people in Washington and you tell me if there is a difference.

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    Jogger2  11 months ago

    Apes. And humans didn’t evolve from apes. Humans are great apes. (And, in this context, “great” doesn’t mean “very good”, “terrific”, or anything like that. It means “large”.)

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    Dimsum, Lumpsum & Thumbgum, LLC   11 months ago

    The laughter of some humans is similar to the sounds made by chimps… or howler monkeys, depending. : )

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    kathleenhicks62  11 months ago

    LOL! Hobbes sure knows how to rile Calvin!!!!

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    christelisbetty  11 months ago

    Mark Twain,“Man is the only animal that blushes, or has need to.”

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    MemaJean  11 months ago

    If its true that we evolved from apes then why are there still apes.

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    g04922  11 months ago

    Yep.. Apes have 24 pairs of Choromsomes.. Humans 23 pair. Hmmm…

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    Will_Scarlet  11 months ago

    Check out this song – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JbEur8Hlwo

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    Templo S.U.D.  11 months ago

    you asked, Calvin

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    paullp Premium Member 11 months ago

    This little volume does a great job of explaining evolution. It is about 15 years old, but it stands the test of time:

    https://nap.nationalacademies.org/catalog/11876/science-evolution-and-creationism

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    Birdman47  11 months ago

    You can’t beat a quick wit like Hobbes.

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