Kids have always found ingenious arguments for avoiding work. Calvin merely discovered the fashionable language of the day — and kids today are finding their own.
That is like Mom trying to take out a 5 foot bag of garbage, it would have to be dragged and the mess that it would make!! When Calvin shuts his mouth the bag will come up to his hairline!
Status matters even when it comes to taking out the garbage. She should have appointed him ‘chief of recycling and saving the planet’ Of course, that would open the door for Cal to go for a power move.
Disempowered? Well, in as much as your getting free room and board and pretty much being kept alive by the adults there, yes. Yes you have been disempowered. Now do your chores.
Didn’t we all find out over the last three years just how co-dependent we all are? And it’s not toxic! It’s essential for life as we know it.
Without any co-dependency we would all have to grow our own food, dig wells, build our own houses, walk everywhere, teach ourselves to read and write etc etc.
There was a psychological fad that believed bullies were caused by poor self-esteem. After pandering to bullies for a decade, we wound up with a generation of bullies with tremendous self-esteem. Beware psychogical fads with new “buzzwords”.
BE THIS GUY 6 months ago
Has Calvin been watching that new age shill Deepak Chopra? He was all over tv in the 1990’s.
codycab 6 months ago
What kind of powers did you have before being “disempowered” Calvin?
Robert4170 6 months ago
Glad mom doesn’t buy his nonsense.
old_geek 6 months ago
Putting the Fun back in Disfunctionality.
David_the_CAD 6 months ago
Sounds like a lot of people in politics today.
Especially the ones who did not win.
JudasPeckerwood 6 months ago
Gotta let go of all that baggage, man.
nsr60 6 months ago
Bill Watterson commented in one of his books that “I also hate pop psychobabble.”
snsurone76 6 months ago
Notice that Mom is totally indifferent to the remarkable vocabulary of a 6-year old!!
Calvin might be in a special school for gifted children, but his geriatric teacher is equally disinterested and unchallenging.
DaveG1960 6 months ago
Yup!
lalapalooza Premium Member 6 months ago
yes calvin, it feels good to complete a job well done and it feels good to be helpful.
Count Olaf Premium Member 6 months ago
Wot?
cdward 6 months ago
Kids have always found ingenious arguments for avoiding work. Calvin merely discovered the fashionable language of the day — and kids today are finding their own.
A Hip loving Canadian... 6 months ago
A word salad. Nothing more. At least Calvin didn’t have a need to use spicier word.
Gandalf 6 months ago
It builds character, Calvin….
jagedlo 6 months ago
What’s that look on Mom’s face in the second panel?
Just-me 6 months ago
Calvin could use a good paddling.
mckeonfuneralhomebx 6 months ago
That is like Mom trying to take out a 5 foot bag of garbage, it would have to be dragged and the mess that it would make!! When Calvin shuts his mouth the bag will come up to his hairline!
ladykat 6 months ago
Just take out the trash, Calvin.
sandpiper 6 months ago
Status matters even when it comes to taking out the garbage. She should have appointed him ‘chief of recycling and saving the planet’ Of course, that would open the door for Cal to go for a power move.
Droptma Styx 6 months ago
Wait until he’s told he has to put on a mask.
tripwire45 6 months ago
Welcome to the 2020s and twitter.
rshive 6 months ago
Dunno, Calvin. With such big words, who can tell?
Zebrastripes 6 months ago
I shudder to think what could have happened if I had a kid like Calvin! ☺️☺️☺️☺️
christelisbetty 6 months ago
Geeezzz, next thing you know, she’ll claim you’re not the center of the universe.
offord 6 months ago
Calvin sounds like the anti-maskers.
Otis Rufus Driftwood 6 months ago
When meaningless buzzwords collide.
g04922 6 months ago
OMG… Calvin is already a woke, entitled, leftie radical… Someone find Hobbes, quick!!
Amra Leo 6 months ago
It’s a matter of perspective…
KEA 6 months ago
One would have had to have power at one time to be disempowered… and I sincerely doubt that’s the case with Calvin.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 6 months ago
Disempowered? Well, in as much as your getting free room and board and pretty much being kept alive by the adults there, yes. Yes you have been disempowered. Now do your chores.
anomaly 6 months ago
The only difference is the length of the words.
drds2 6 months ago
Didn’t we all find out over the last three years just how co-dependent we all are? And it’s not toxic! It’s essential for life as we know it.
Without any co-dependency we would all have to grow our own food, dig wells, build our own houses, walk everywhere, teach ourselves to read and write etc etc.
Any more?
mistercatworks 6 months ago
There was a psychological fad that believed bullies were caused by poor self-esteem. After pandering to bullies for a decade, we wound up with a generation of bullies with tremendous self-esteem. Beware psychogical fads with new “buzzwords”.
EnlilEnkiEa 6 months ago
Reminiscent of a typical TikTok rant today. Perhaps they all learned it from Calvin? I suppose it’s good to look up to your elders.
ArcticFox Premium Member 6 months ago
No, Calvin….one’s like this, one’s like the other.
willie_mctell 6 months ago
Calvin has a future in upper management.
wiley207 6 months ago
My mom would say it as “Empty the rubbish.” But usually, Calvin’s Mom tells him to “Gather the trash.”
WCraft Premium Member 6 months ago
It shames me to admit the kid has a larger vocabulary than I…
hagarthehorrible 6 months ago
Calvin your tantrums using those fancy words do not influence your mom, but we are in splits.
kathleenhicks62 6 months ago
Another “Jeremy”.