Sometimes I wonder if all the contradictions in religions are there on purpose. Either to test your faith or to test if you are actually paying attention to reality.
as part of the Sermon on the Mount, Jesus says this about God the Father: “He makes his sun rise on the evil and on the good, and sends rain on the just and on the unjust” (ESV). We are all created equal in God’s image, but some of us are good and others evil. No matter, he gives us life and we choose how to live it.
God may have a sense of humor but Priests and Nuns don’t. Just because I told that joke that ends “The feet kid! The feet!” why did I have to kneel on the cement floor for the rest of Catechism?
Does anyone here stop to think that God (who or whatever that may be) predates so-called Christianity by considerable? I’m pretty sure that wondering humans ALWAYS find a way to explain the unknown by inventing gods.
It is my contention that God created man for comic relief.
I believe that among the many blessings the big guy bestowed on us, a sense of humor is one of the greatest: to be able to laugh at ourselves collectively instead of using the differences to separate ourselves.
Hobbes nailed it. Anybody who says God has no sense of humor just hasn’t looked around at the laughable mix of shapes, sizes, and clothing being sported by some of his experiments.
I feel like the cancellation of a classic, enjoyable, comic strip has made several people miss and have sorrow for a splat of ink, quite incredible, right?
In Planets of the Apes, they said the exact same thing. When will people wake up and do away with all religions and governments. Let the world be run by the United Nations and stop all the wars.. Its politics and religions that cause all of the problems. Its always I am right and your wrong… what if everyone is WRONG! The Greeks and Romans were wrong so how did the 21st century get it right.. No one person can get the world to change in just 4 years, and no one mythological being can ever change anything. If you ask any person on the street what they are, you will be told a race, ethnicity, religious or a political following and each of these things were handed down to you from birth. Until every human being on earth just only considers themselves an Earthling and nothing else will we ever have the capacity of true growth instead of eventual extinction.
Hobbs also was created in God’s own image. Human’s assumption that they look like God is wrong. Everything alive is created in God’s own image – the image He conjured for each specie, [If there is a God]
BE THIS GUY over 1 year ago
Pride goeth before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall.
codycab over 1 year ago
Someone actually wrote a song about God’s sense of humor.
JudasPeckerwood over 1 year ago
It’s enough to turn the pope into an atheist.
C over 1 year ago
Tells you much about religion
David_the_CAD over 1 year ago
Yes, Yes he does. After all God also made the platypus.
sirbadger over 1 year ago
I’m glad that God found a pair of underwear that fits him.
snsurone76 over 1 year ago
Sure He does, Hobbes. He created Dan Quayle, right??
Zykoic over 1 year ago
Brahmā?
BigDaveGlass over 1 year ago
Yup, the monkey god…….
Imagine over 1 year ago
Sometimes I wonder if all the contradictions in religions are there on purpose. Either to test your faith or to test if you are actually paying attention to reality.
MS72 over 1 year ago
as part of the Sermon on the Mount, Jesus says this about God the Father: “He makes his sun rise on the evil and on the good, and sends rain on the just and on the unjust” (ESV). We are all created equal in God’s image, but some of us are good and others evil. No matter, he gives us life and we choose how to live it.
The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago
That was just not one of God’s better days.
nosirrom over 1 year ago
God may have a sense of humor but Priests and Nuns don’t. Just because I told that joke that ends “The feet kid! The feet!” why did I have to kneel on the cement floor for the rest of Catechism?
Dobby53 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Yes, yes She does. After all, She made man.
pathfinder over 1 year ago
Does anyone here stop to think that God (who or whatever that may be) predates so-called Christianity by considerable? I’m pretty sure that wondering humans ALWAYS find a way to explain the unknown by inventing gods.
jagedlo over 1 year ago
Mr. Olympia, you are not, Calvin!
JohnCL over 1 year ago
Well, according to some, He had an inordinate fondness for beetles (because there are so many species of beetles).
dflak over 1 year ago
It is my contention that God created man for comic relief.
I believe that among the many blessings the big guy bestowed on us, a sense of humor is one of the greatest: to be able to laugh at ourselves collectively instead of using the differences to separate ourselves.
Free or Not? Premium Member over 1 year ago
Imago Dei! Beautifully and wonderfully made!!!!
Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago
The Count agrees. Take Taylor❤️Swift and Troglodyte Kelce. Oh… btw… Taylor❤️Swift is absolutely NOT… told to The Count by a friend…
sandpiper over 1 year ago
Hobbes nailed it. Anybody who says God has no sense of humor just hasn’t looked around at the laughable mix of shapes, sizes, and clothing being sported by some of his experiments.
The Famous Eccles over 1 year ago
Man made God in his own image.
Just-me over 1 year ago
Calvin isn’t quite the physical specimen he thinks he is.
yuzucomics over 1 year ago
I feel like the cancellation of a classic, enjoyable, comic strip has made several people miss and have sorrow for a splat of ink, quite incredible, right?
Danae Premium Member over 1 year ago
Ok to believe that as a child. The problem is when you’re full grown and still think that :-D
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago
I’m pretty sure God was serious when he started out but after the 6th day, he got a little silly.
Amra Leo over 1 year ago
She sure does…
Redd Panda over 1 year ago
God has a sense of humor. She gave men nipples.
A Hip loving Canadian... over 1 year ago
George Carlin has a few interesting things to say about God and religion.
smsrt over 1 year ago
“Bodies by Calvin.” Hmm. Indeed, He does!
tremaine53 over 1 year ago
God evidently wears tighty-whities.
mckeonfuneralhomebx over 1 year ago
In Planets of the Apes, they said the exact same thing. When will people wake up and do away with all religions and governments. Let the world be run by the United Nations and stop all the wars.. Its politics and religions that cause all of the problems. Its always I am right and your wrong… what if everyone is WRONG! The Greeks and Romans were wrong so how did the 21st century get it right.. No one person can get the world to change in just 4 years, and no one mythological being can ever change anything. If you ask any person on the street what they are, you will be told a race, ethnicity, religious or a political following and each of these things were handed down to you from birth. Until every human being on earth just only considers themselves an Earthling and nothing else will we ever have the capacity of true growth instead of eventual extinction.
artegal over 1 year ago
God wears tighty-whities?
Can't Sleep over 1 year ago
I always thought God’s got a great sense of humor, but I’m too scared to laugh.
Arghhgarrr Premium Member over 1 year ago
Right concept, wrong creature.
What immortal hand or eye, Could frame thy fearful symmetry?
Dapperdan61 Premium Member over 1 year ago
God can be a practical joker
The Wolf In Your Midst over 1 year ago
Man created God in his own image, because it’s scary knowing that you’re just a source of meat to other living things.
mistercatworks over 1 year ago
Have to admit He did a great job on tigers.
Saddenedby Premium Member over 1 year ago
if God didn’t have a sense of humor 100% of us wouldn’t be here or even thought of. js
inevattable over 1 year ago
Hobbs also was created in God’s own image. Human’s assumption that they look like God is wrong. Everything alive is created in God’s own image – the image He conjured for each specie, [If there is a God]
mindjob over 1 year ago
From my observations, people are way funnier
verticallychallenged Premium Member over 1 year ago
Oh, I firmly believe God [by whatever name(s)] has a sense of humor.
Uncle $crooge over 1 year ago
“I don’t want to start
Any blasphemous rumors
But I think that God’s
Got a sick sense of humor
And when I die
I expect to find Him laughing"
Martin Gore
tammyspeakslife Premium Member over 1 year ago
The ‘Image’ in reference is a spiritual one
willie_mctell over 1 year ago
“Little lower than the angels.”
anomaly over 1 year ago
Or God’s just funny-looking.
Solomon J. Behala Premium Member over 1 year ago
Jews just restarted annual reading of the Torah this week. Somebody at Andrew McMeel is on the ball.