Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 22, 2024

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    BE THIS GUY  4 months ago

    Finally! He’s learning!

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    codycab  4 months ago

    Aww! It was just getting good. Then Calvin walked away.

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    chaosed2  4 months ago

    THIS is how you use the simplicity of the medium.

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    Farside99  4 months ago
    Maybe not even with wide awake tigers!!!
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    JudasPeckerwood  4 months ago

    Aw, what’s the worst that could happen?

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    cmxx  4 months ago

    That’s an exellent motto. Right up there with “Never annoy a novelist” and “Don’t diss anyone who has access to your food.”

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    snsurone76  4 months ago

    Trifle not with UN-tired tigers, too.

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    dl_supertroll  4 months ago

    Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus (because I don’t know Latin for tiger)

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    papajim545  4 months ago

    Words to live by lol

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    Blu Bunny  4 months ago

    He remembered what happened 2 days ago.

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    KageKat  4 months ago

    Especially not tired tigers who are taller than you!

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 4 months ago

    And don’t pet your pet Gila monster if you live in Colorado.

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    happyinvenice23  4 months ago

    Or Cats!!

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    jagedlo  4 months ago

    Sound advice!

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    rmercer Premium Member 4 months ago

    A mistake you don’t make twice….

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    mckeonfuneralhomebx  4 months ago

    Tired from what, going through the spin cycle of the washer?

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    [Traveler] Premium Member 4 months ago

    If you want to pull the tail of the tiger, you better have a plan for dealing with the teeth

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    Just-me  4 months ago

    Let sleeping tigers lie.

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    rshive  4 months ago

    Good advice!

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    Tarzan & Redd Panda  4 months ago

    A proverb from The Great Panda…

    Never Tickle a Sleeping Tiger.

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    sandpiper  4 months ago

    Cal has moments of caution but they don’t last.

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    ladykat  4 months ago

    They have awesome murder mittens.

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    wongo  4 months ago

    To be truthful, tired tigers are a tad too timid.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 4 months ago

    I read a news article about a man who was killed by a tiger after trying to get a selfie with it. I’m not making this one up!

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    John Jorgensen  4 months ago

    He didn’t figure that out two days ago?

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    kartis  4 months ago

    Tyger Tyger, burning bright,

    In the forests of the night;

    What immortal hand or eye,

    Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

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    coltish1.  4 months ago

    Dally not with troublesome trochees.

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    Will_Scarlet  4 months ago

    “Twitching tufted tail,

    a toasty, tawny tummy:

    a tired tiger."

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    mistercatworks  4 months ago

    Even domestic cats produce an impressive display of claws when stretching. Our nails have evolved to help us open our food. Theirs evolved for the same reason.

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    mindjob  4 months ago

    He needs a few most words starting with “T” to complete that tongue twister

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    Steverino Premium Member 4 months ago

    Or sleeping cats.

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    DKHenderson  4 months ago

    May a tired tiger trifle and toy with your toes.

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    g04922  4 months ago

    Like I said the other day… Calvin needs to let sleeping Tigers lie….

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    Troglodyte  4 months ago

    But it is written if the evil spirit arms the tiger with claws, Brahman provided wings for the dove.

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    Wlly Blly  4 months ago

    “Trifle not with tired tigers”, for you are crunchy, and good with ketchup. :-)

    Adapted from another source. I can’t remember where it’s from.

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    wiley207  4 months ago

    Yep, reminds me of the cat my family had for much of my teenage years and early adulthood, the way he’d yawn and stretch his claws out the same way.

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    beany54  4 months ago

    Alliteration!

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  4 months ago

    Tried were never said.

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