Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 05, 2024

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    BE THIS GUY  3 months ago

    Calvin has pushed Miss Wormwood over to the dark side.

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    codycab  3 months ago

    “My tiger sabotaged my homework!”

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    Spacehog  3 months ago

    Mrs. Wormwood is a pretty cool alien!

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    Sugar Bombs 95  3 months ago

    Who else remembers being scared by this part when they read this story as kids?

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    SHIVA  3 months ago

    This happens when you forget to take your meds in the morning!!!

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 3 months ago

    No jury would convict her.

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    DaveG1960  3 months ago

    Come on baby, light my fire……

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    snsurone76  3 months ago

    Guess it’s time for the straight-jacket and the padded cell.

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    saylorgirl  3 months ago

    This one heck of a nightmare! Now Calvin really won’t go to school.

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    Harumph  3 months ago

    She reminds me of Mrs. Doubtfire.

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    win.45mag  3 months ago

    Sprinkler systems weren’t required back then, I guess.

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    kathleenhicks62  3 months ago

    Calvin needs to wake up!

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    SteveHL  3 months ago

    “Get the PTA!” is a great line.

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    KageKat  3 months ago

    The mind is a cruel place!

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    PaulAbbott2  3 months ago

    Meanwhile, over the school loudspeakers, The Crazy World of Arthur Brown is playing (Google it, kids!)

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    SquidGamerGal  3 months ago

    GAH! Why would he dream up something like this?!

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    jagedlo  3 months ago

    Imagining what that final panel would look like in color…

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    Oh dear god That is so freaky

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    Just-me  3 months ago

    Calvin will wind up in juvenile detention before too many more years go by.

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    mindjob  3 months ago

    It’d be great if the firemen show up, and they’re all aliens too

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    William Bednar Premium Member 3 months ago

    Where are Scully and Mulder when you need them?

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    Wizard of Ahz-no relation  3 months ago

    back in the 90’s i was a manager in a mortgage company and we had to work some satrudays. one day a girl overloaded the toaster oven and the thing caught fire. I , thinking quickly, grabbed a fire extinguisher off the wall, pulled the pin and let fly. I failed to read the instructions that said stand back 6-7 feet. i was a point blank range. it put out the fire but everything when YELLOW as i was caught in the back blast.

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    rshive  3 months ago

    Things seldom go as planned. Eh, Calvin?

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    Gent  3 months ago

    Aha. Just what the alien astronut theorists had always suspected!

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    Gent  3 months ago

    Legend has it that Giorgio was her first student.

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    wstanley0418  3 months ago

    Calvin was a very coolk kid. He just didn’t know it!

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    Robert4170  3 months ago

    Calvin is the master of pretending.

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    Vgrift85  3 months ago

    A lot like my 1st grade teacher….

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    John Jorgensen  3 months ago

    Panel 3’s quite interesting. We’re clearly seeing an image of Calvin’s daydream, but other characters visible in frame are not. Obviously Wormwood would be reacting very differently if she could see the flames herself, so two characters are perceiving two very different realities, and the reader is perceiving the main character’s version of events.

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    g04922  3 months ago

    LOL.. Calvin’s daydreams are getting out of hand…

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    jbruins84341  3 months ago

    A fire on a student’s desk is a disruption? I would think it was more.

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    Tetonbil Premium Member 3 months ago

    Quite the ‘Trip’ our boy is on about today!

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    delennwen  3 months ago

    Calvin should read the “My Teacher Is an Alien” books by Bruce Coville.

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    wiley207  3 months ago

    Heh, in the last panel, the alien Miss Wormwood looks kind of like her original 1985 form, with the longer hair and bigger nose.

    Funny enough, the fire alarm went off at my workplace today.

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    cbs1947  3 months ago

    Looks like a delayed reaction. Calvin got into mom and dad’s gummies

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    viniragu  3 months ago

    Yup, Sister Joseph in third grade!!!

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    Omniman  3 months ago

    Never pour gasoline on a fire!

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    rmercer Premium Member 3 months ago

    If this is a dream, it’s a REALLY GREAT dream!

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    cracker65  3 months ago

    She’s going to have to keep a strait jacket handy for this young man.

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    Cathy P.  3 months ago

    Men in Black, J’s elementary school teacher was an alien.

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