Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 24, 2024

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    BE THIS GUY  about 2 months ago

    That confession is inadmissible — it was given under duress!

    (Ask your husband!)

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    codycab  about 2 months ago

    People like me record kids getting in trouble. That’s the new proof.

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    Spacehog  about 2 months ago

    Rosalyn is smart!

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    SHIVA  about 2 months ago

    I would have fun handing down his sentence!!!

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    snsurone76  about 2 months ago

    What did she do—hold a gun to Calvin’s head??

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    French Persons Premium Member about 2 months ago

    At least he didn’t lock her out of the house this time.

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    Blu Bunny  about 2 months ago

    She dictated to me on what to write.

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    Calvinist1966  about 2 months ago

    Here is another statement that Calvin’s bedtime has risen to 8.00 pm. When Rosalyn first appeared, his bedtime was 6.00 pm and it later became 7.30 pm. In this late Rosalyn arc, it has risen to 8.00 pm. All this shows that Calvin is gradually aging during the Rosalyn story arcs just as when he refers to the camping trips as being in separate years.

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    DaveG1960  about 2 months ago

    The signature was a nice touch too……..

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    Dr. Quatermass  about 2 months ago

    Politically, I’m with team Rosalyn… and TEAM JACOB!! Werewolves rule, Vampires Drool! (And yes, my wife dragged me to every one of them friggin movies. SMDH)

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    gantech  about 2 months ago

    Is there a gag order involved?

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    Count Olaf Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Calvin should take this all the way to Diana Ross and the Supremes Court!

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    Link from Twilight Princess  about 2 months ago

    Calvin’s nose should have grown.

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    bignatefantic2.0  about 2 months ago

    And on top of that, I’m pretty sure Calvin got his Stupendous Man costume taken away once again

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    SquidGamerGal  about 2 months ago

    What is it about Rosalyn that brings out the worst to Calvin?

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    sandpiper  about 2 months ago

    So the lies are in his handwriting with his spelling errors. H-m-m-m-m wonder how she did that.

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    Just-me  about 2 months ago

    My dad had a work event one evening, so my mother hired a baby sitter to watch my little bother and myself. We were allowed to watch tv until about 8:30 p.m. after which it was bath time and then bedtime by 9:00. My bother decided he wasn’t going to do what our parents and the baby sitter had told us to do.

    When she (a high school aged girl) told him to get into bed, he squirted her several times in the face with a squirt gun, then the chase was on about the house. She caught him and put him into bed after relieving him of the squirt gun.

    When my parents got home, I could hear her telling my dad about the bother’s escapades. Where upon he marched into the bother’s room, pulled him out of bed and paddled him right in front of the baby sitter. An event well deserved in everyone’s option except the recipient of the paddling.

    She did baby sit us again, which was sort of surprising to me.

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    rshive  about 2 months ago

    Rosalyn has powers that we’ve never dreamed of.

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    mindjob  about 2 months ago

    Now Rosalyn could just record the whole incident on her phone

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    elvira.alejandro  about 2 months ago

    Peter Parker, Bruce Wayne or Clark Kent never had to write a confession

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    sobrown51  about 2 months ago

    Calvin’s mom and dad should believe Calvin is capable of just about anything he is accused of.

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    John Jorgensen  about 2 months ago

    I don’t deny that Calvin’s behavior is way out of line but Rosalyn was also incredibly irresponsible these last few strips. It seems pretty clear that Calvin should not be left with her.

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    locake  about 2 months ago

    That is not a full confession. It is only one page. A full confession would be several pages.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Just remember to never admit guilt or sign a confession without first consulting your lawyer. In this case, Calvin’s attorney is a stuffed tiger and all he wants to do is sleep!

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    denirwin Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Calvin’s dad is already angry, because Calvin’s prior antics have caused an exorbitant babysitting fee.

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    Robert4170  about 2 months ago

    Some might be dumb enough to claim that making Calvin sign a confession was “abuse”.

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    A Hip loving Canadian...  about 2 months ago

    Clearly, Calvin has never of the term “Projection”.

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    Drowssap  about 2 months ago

    I’d really like to see how Rosalyn got Calvin to confess

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    wiley207  about 2 months ago

    Now we just need Calvin’s nose to have grown really long in the last panel!

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    centoxyz  about 2 months ago

    Calvin is going make is destined to be lawyer or politician. He is a pathological liar.

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    liberalnlovinit  about 2 months ago

    Where have I heard Calvin’s explanation before?

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    Fortniteguy1  about 2 months ago

    literally her: I swear I cannot do this anymore I’m freakin’ out I’M FREAKIN OUT WITH THIS LITTLE…!

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    Gamerkillss  about 2 months ago

    if I was the mom, I would personally believe it, after all she does threaten to kill Calvin

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  about 2 months ago

    They need to withhold Calvin’s allowance to cover for what they paid out to Rosalyn. That’ll learn him.

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    hagarthehorrible  about 2 months ago

    Confessions of a six year old does not count,.I guess, though I have no clues of laws.

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